Pallid 🌼
@pallidspectrum.bsky.social
Lover of vintage, writing, horror, burlesque, plants, and cats. Flaming homosexual and bleeding heart leftist.
Screaming at this page in a book I backed on Kickstarter a few months ago.
The original country girls make do.
The original country girls make do.
August 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Screaming at this page in a book I backed on Kickstarter a few months ago.
The original country girls make do.
The original country girls make do.
I forgot I posted this ☠️ literal translation is “wear pants on head.” Basically, you’re saying the person you’re insulting is dumb enough to wear pants or underwear as a hat. The memes always make me giggle
July 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I forgot I posted this ☠️ literal translation is “wear pants on head.” Basically, you’re saying the person you’re insulting is dumb enough to wear pants or underwear as a hat. The memes always make me giggle
My favorite animal is me when my ex husband sent me a text that said “I wish you still loved me” and I replied with this
March 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My favorite animal is me when my ex husband sent me a text that said “I wish you still loved me” and I replied with this
Jasper when Bella got that papercut
January 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Jasper when Bella got that papercut
USPS found my pasties
November 27, 2024 at 2:52 AM
USPS found my pasties
USPS lost my pasties
November 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM
USPS lost my pasties
Y’all are really mad at Moo Deng for choosing the Trump cake?
November 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Y’all are really mad at Moo Deng for choosing the Trump cake?
When same sex marriage is being threatened but your trans wife never changed her legal name or gender marker, which makes it look like you married a man on paper, therefore forcing anyone who tries to invalidate to recognize her identity
November 6, 2024 at 9:14 PM
When same sex marriage is being threatened but your trans wife never changed her legal name or gender marker, which makes it look like you married a man on paper, therefore forcing anyone who tries to invalidate to recognize her identity
Virtue signalers thinking they did something by either not voting or pissing away their ballot on a third party
November 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Virtue signalers thinking they did something by either not voting or pissing away their ballot on a third party
Cat eye is super popular at my work rn so you know I had to get the “is your pussy green” 9000s 💅🏻
November 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Cat eye is super popular at my work rn so you know I had to get the “is your pussy green” 9000s 💅🏻
Made a dating profile for my lesbian coworker. She’s going to kill me.
November 2, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Made a dating profile for my lesbian coworker. She’s going to kill me.
I have several thoughts about Woman Of The Hour and none of them are good.
October 24, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I have several thoughts about Woman Of The Hour and none of them are good.
Someone I went to college with named her kid Wrigley. Like the gum.
October 27, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Someone I went to college with named her kid Wrigley. Like the gum.