this happened because i was really into Free! as a kid and told her its a gay ass anime and she already knew what yaoi was so instead of saying things like "yaoi hands" or "yaoi proportions" she says crazy shit like yaoi teeth

also her boobs arent that big she's padding the hell outta them suckers LMAOOO

genuinely want to remedy this by writing more fics but i really need to brush up on my da lore knowledge fml (i really like the politics in the game but cant write it to save my life)