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@paleotooka.bsky.social
✨ aspiring jedi | archaeo-enthusiast | actual pagan 🍃
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“go with god” no i am not following that guy to a second location
March 20, 2024 at 12:24 PM
“go with god” no i am not following that guy to a second location
someone once told me that dinosaurs are cooler than cave men, which is arguably true, however, as an archaeo-anthropologist in training, i feel like having opposable thumbs kind of trumps all
March 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
someone once told me that dinosaurs are cooler than cave men, which is arguably true, however, as an archaeo-anthropologist in training, i feel like having opposable thumbs kind of trumps all
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Essence of bearded dragon
March 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Essence of bearded dragon
me, a simple fool with separate keychains: i can absolutely unlock my mailbox and hold the apartment door open at the same time even though they’re miles apart!
me, an even greater fool: /is locked out for the foreseeable future 😭
me, an even greater fool: /is locked out for the foreseeable future 😭
March 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
me, a simple fool with separate keychains: i can absolutely unlock my mailbox and hold the apartment door open at the same time even though they’re miles apart!
me, an even greater fool: /is locked out for the foreseeable future 😭
me, an even greater fool: /is locked out for the foreseeable future 😭
my kingdom for some morel mushrooms
March 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
my kingdom for some morel mushrooms
ha! it’s friday!
(thank god)
(thank god)
March 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM
ha! it’s friday!
(thank god)
(thank god)
all i want in life is to be rich enough to afford a small home so i can adopt a sad eyed older dog and love them up for the rest of their days, but no, america is broken and im stuck here trying to decide between paying rent or eating more than ramen for the next two weeks instead
March 14, 2024 at 5:07 AM
all i want in life is to be rich enough to afford a small home so i can adopt a sad eyed older dog and love them up for the rest of their days, but no, america is broken and im stuck here trying to decide between paying rent or eating more than ramen for the next two weeks instead
can we all just collectively decide that we want to forage for mushrooms and neat rocks instead of the bullshittery that is “working for a living”?
March 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
can we all just collectively decide that we want to forage for mushrooms and neat rocks instead of the bullshittery that is “working for a living”?
how the hell is it only WEDNESDAY
March 13, 2024 at 3:12 PM
how the hell is it only WEDNESDAY
someone give me an archivist job PLEASE
March 13, 2024 at 4:27 AM
someone give me an archivist job PLEASE
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sometimes, i’m in a terrible mood and then i remember that potoo birds exist and i’m fine again
March 12, 2024 at 8:12 PM
sometimes, i’m in a terrible mood and then i remember that potoo birds exist and i’m fine again
it needs to warm up enough that i can go mushroom hunting 😠
March 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
it needs to warm up enough that i can go mushroom hunting 😠
a draft option when, bluesky?
i have so many thoughts but i also don’t want to inundate the feed but by the time i feel safe to post, i forgot what i wanted to say. 😭
i have so many thoughts but i also don’t want to inundate the feed but by the time i feel safe to post, i forgot what i wanted to say. 😭
March 11, 2024 at 8:05 PM
a draft option when, bluesky?
i have so many thoughts but i also don’t want to inundate the feed but by the time i feel safe to post, i forgot what i wanted to say. 😭
i have so many thoughts but i also don’t want to inundate the feed but by the time i feel safe to post, i forgot what i wanted to say. 😭
quick, name three frogs!
March 11, 2024 at 8:00 PM
quick, name three frogs!
can we make it a law that the first time a caller starts yelling at a support rep, they get hung up on? no warning, no nothing, just *click*
no rewards for piss poor behavior in this house.
no rewards for piss poor behavior in this house.
March 11, 2024 at 1:43 PM
can we make it a law that the first time a caller starts yelling at a support rep, they get hung up on? no warning, no nothing, just *click*
no rewards for piss poor behavior in this house.
no rewards for piss poor behavior in this house.
hey, people from montreal, where are your favorite places to visit? i’m talking, run of the mill, non-touristy nonsense?
i hate tourist traps and just wanna vibe, you know?
i hate tourist traps and just wanna vibe, you know?
March 11, 2024 at 4:53 AM
hey, people from montreal, where are your favorite places to visit? i’m talking, run of the mill, non-touristy nonsense?
i hate tourist traps and just wanna vibe, you know?
i hate tourist traps and just wanna vibe, you know?
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There should be an Oscars for bugs.
March 11, 2024 at 3:52 AM
There should be an Oscars for bugs.
every time i see the new ghostbusters trailer i am overcome with an overwhelming need to steal one of those mini stay puffed marshmallow guys and trap them in an aquarium even though that’s likely a terrible idea
March 11, 2024 at 4:44 AM
every time i see the new ghostbusters trailer i am overcome with an overwhelming need to steal one of those mini stay puffed marshmallow guys and trap them in an aquarium even though that’s likely a terrible idea
hey, self? maybe stop leaving coursework til the last goddamned minute and then you won’t want to die, m’kay? signed, me, pulling my hair out
March 11, 2024 at 3:03 AM
hey, self? maybe stop leaving coursework til the last goddamned minute and then you won’t want to die, m’kay? signed, me, pulling my hair out
come with me now on a journey through time and space to clean out my pantry of animal products because i had a terrible dream and now if i have to eat so much as a chicken nugget im going to cry
March 10, 2024 at 5:58 PM
come with me now on a journey through time and space to clean out my pantry of animal products because i had a terrible dream and now if i have to eat so much as a chicken nugget im going to cry
against my better judgement, i am awake
March 10, 2024 at 5:46 PM
against my better judgement, i am awake
i bought a papaya today and i don’t know what i expected, but it wasn’t so many seeds 🤮
March 10, 2024 at 1:54 AM
i bought a papaya today and i don’t know what i expected, but it wasn’t so many seeds 🤮
i spent a lot of time telling people how to fix their problems without even acknowledging my own
March 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
i spent a lot of time telling people how to fix their problems without even acknowledging my own
hello, new friends. it is i, steph, here to say that unintentionally waking up before the sunrise is butts and i am unamused and sleepy.
March 9, 2024 at 4:01 PM
hello, new friends. it is i, steph, here to say that unintentionally waking up before the sunrise is butts and i am unamused and sleepy.