Pale Horsie
palehorsie.bsky.social
Pale Horsie
@palehorsie.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️‍⚧️
When my father was young our part of Canada must have been a testing ground for new products, sometimes that meant you could get godawful things like grape, orange, and cherry flavoured chips
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I dropped a frozen mozzarella stick and my dog had eaten it before I could even bend to pick it up
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A guy I knew somehow managed to run a bike up a wall and nearly drop it on himself while taking the licensing test.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I feel like that could be said about most media he claims to like, he doesn't seem to engage with anything beyond the surface level
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's not a vacation for me unless I feel like I'm dying about halfway through
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If they still sold pickups in North America that weren't massive, or a Land Cruiser that was bare bones rather than an SUV, I'd have one in a heartbeat.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Naval coats are the best coats!
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
That's pretty harsh on Wario
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I feel like there was only ever two or three degrees of separation between any given white supremacist back in the day and someone who tried to fight for Rhodesia or actually did
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'd be disappointed if I downed some Tweaker and didn't feel like I was going to die
October 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Cheddar's precious 😊
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Enjoy seeing these redesigns
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I was writing for zines before zines were a thing!" is the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from a guy who claims he was mocked for being straight when it was still effectively illegal to be gay.
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I had some acquaintances call me out for not getting how bad things are, because I'm not American. They're probably not wrong, but in that particular case I was saying the US Navy wasn't awaiting orders to level Chicago and Portland with cruise missiles.

The fear is definitely fucking with people
October 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Who in their right mind would let an LLM browse the web for them? It's just a disaster waiting to happen
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Going back to work after the holidays is painful, but this is going to take the edge off
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I reflexively get a knot in my face whenever I see one, which can be a problem sometimes.
October 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My favourite part of photos taken while riding (or someone taking a photo with their horse) is the ears 🙂
October 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
That's easy, it's only the GDP of Morocco.
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I knew they were going to find a reason to keep things going, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised they didn't wait for the ink to dry.
October 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is what woke wants, to turn bulls loose in women's locker rooms and hospital wards
October 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's always a little shocking to see people deployed somewhere and my wide ass can genuinely say I'm probably faster running in full gear and a better markswoman
October 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Cheddar seems like the kind of boy who'll eat anything that can be eaten
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The thing that bums me out is that my work couldn't be much more removed from tech if I tried, and I know I'm going to feel it when this bursts, but I'll be shocked if the main players responsible suffer in meaningful way.
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
You don't understand how this parasocial relationship is supposed to work, Peter! You're supposed to post about MY interests, not yours, not anyone else's, ME, a stranger on the internet!
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM