P. Alberto
@palberto-exe.bsky.social
Gen Xer, Satirist, 🇵🇷, Californian, Filmmaker, Keyboard enthusiast, Libertarian
TIL Taylor Kitsch shit his pants before an audition. He eventually went on to play Gambit and David Koresh, along with the bad ass known as Tim Riggins.
It’s not where you start or where you shit. It’s where you finish, friends.
It’s not where you start or where you shit. It’s where you finish, friends.
August 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
TIL Taylor Kitsch shit his pants before an audition. He eventually went on to play Gambit and David Koresh, along with the bad ass known as Tim Riggins.
It’s not where you start or where you shit. It’s where you finish, friends.
It’s not where you start or where you shit. It’s where you finish, friends.
Trumpito wants to oversee the LA Olympics so he can steal all the medals. Pass it on.
August 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Trumpito wants to oversee the LA Olympics so he can steal all the medals. Pass it on.
Good game, America. It was fun?
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Good game, America. It was fun?
It’s that time of year, Los Angeles.
December 25, 2024 at 3:45 AM
It’s that time of year, Los Angeles.
Maury was unhinged because who comes on a tv show and denies being a father of a child because their “toes don’t match”
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Maury was unhinged because who comes on a tv show and denies being a father of a child because their “toes don’t match”
Garber: “LAFC lost? Shit. We gotta have an LA team win MLS Cup. How are the Galaxy doing? Let’s go with them.”
December 7, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Garber: “LAFC lost? Shit. We gotta have an LA team win MLS Cup. How are the Galaxy doing? Let’s go with them.”
Adam Driver should win the Oscar simply for this line alone. #megalopolis
December 6, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Adam Driver should win the Oscar simply for this line alone. #megalopolis
Is Threads basically only to advertise OnlyFans pages? It’s unhinged.
December 4, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Is Threads basically only to advertise OnlyFans pages? It’s unhinged.
So, @notgaetti.bsky.social… NEPTA Will White.
December 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
So, @notgaetti.bsky.social… NEPTA Will White.
One day, I’ll talk about all the things that happened from June 2021 until tonight’s big moment.
I am now a TWO TIME National Arts and Entertainment Photojournalist of the Year.
I am now a TWO TIME National Arts and Entertainment Photojournalist of the Year.
December 2, 2024 at 7:10 AM
One day, I’ll talk about all the things that happened from June 2021 until tonight’s big moment.
I am now a TWO TIME National Arts and Entertainment Photojournalist of the Year.
I am now a TWO TIME National Arts and Entertainment Photojournalist of the Year.
@taylortwellman.bsky.social should be ashamed of his commentary tonight.
December 1, 2024 at 5:34 AM
@taylortwellman.bsky.social should be ashamed of his commentary tonight.
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Thank good the sounders don’t have anyone as embarrassing as Gabriel Pec
December 1, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Thank good the sounders don’t have anyone as embarrassing as Gabriel Pec
Gabriel Pec is the type of guy who “has to knock on his neighbor’s doors when he moves into a new neighborhood.”
Thank good the sounders don’t have anyone as embarrassing as Gabriel Pec
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Gabriel Pec is the type of guy who “has to knock on his neighbor’s doors when he moves into a new neighborhood.”
Sounders need to learn “offense.” That was embarrassingly bad when they needed to close.
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Sounders need to learn “offense.” That was embarrassingly bad when they needed to close.
Now that the match is over, the commentators can literally put all of the Galaxy’s dick in their mouth after figuratively doing it all match on the microphone. I’ve never heard such bias.
December 1, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Now that the match is over, the commentators can literally put all of the Galaxy’s dick in their mouth after figuratively doing it all match on the microphone. I’ve never heard such bias.
Bring back Rich Rod.
The sexual allegations were bullshit. He should have never left Tucson.
I was on board with the Brennan hire, but the dude is not it.
The sexual allegations were bullshit. He should have never left Tucson.
I was on board with the Brennan hire, but the dude is not it.
December 1, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Bring back Rich Rod.
The sexual allegations were bullshit. He should have never left Tucson.
I was on board with the Brennan hire, but the dude is not it.
The sexual allegations were bullshit. He should have never left Tucson.
I was on board with the Brennan hire, but the dude is not it.
Here’s why I’m not irritated by the Snell signing.
1. Eventually, some owner is gonna step up and do something about it. Is it Hal getting Soto? Who knows. Some team is gonna have to load up to counter this. And that’s good for baseball.
2. Is Roki to LA a lock now? Me thinks it’s not for sure.
1. Eventually, some owner is gonna step up and do something about it. Is it Hal getting Soto? Who knows. Some team is gonna have to load up to counter this. And that’s good for baseball.
2. Is Roki to LA a lock now? Me thinks it’s not for sure.
November 28, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Here’s why I’m not irritated by the Snell signing.
1. Eventually, some owner is gonna step up and do something about it. Is it Hal getting Soto? Who knows. Some team is gonna have to load up to counter this. And that’s good for baseball.
2. Is Roki to LA a lock now? Me thinks it’s not for sure.
1. Eventually, some owner is gonna step up and do something about it. Is it Hal getting Soto? Who knows. Some team is gonna have to load up to counter this. And that’s good for baseball.
2. Is Roki to LA a lock now? Me thinks it’s not for sure.
One of the most impressive keyboards I’ve witnessed: Brazen Studios’ “Cracked Indigo and Gold” Mason60. A work of art. And a gem in my collection.
November 25, 2024 at 6:38 AM
One of the most impressive keyboards I’ve witnessed: Brazen Studios’ “Cracked Indigo and Gold” Mason60. A work of art. And a gem in my collection.
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Our “Waking Up in the Western Conference Final” MOOD!
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Our “Waking Up in the Western Conference Final” MOOD!
Hey, @heygregr.bsky.social… are you feeling better than Steve this morning?
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Hey, @heygregr.bsky.social… are you feeling better than Steve this morning?
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when everyone around you is mad, but you're just a pretty chill guy making Western Conference Final plans
November 24, 2024 at 6:58 AM
when everyone around you is mad, but you're just a pretty chill guy making Western Conference Final plans
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Don’t throw any shit on the pitch now, LAFC fans.
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Don’t throw any shit on the pitch now, LAFC fans.