Seems very European of them

Before smartphones, I bought a used Samsung flip phone that came with two ringtone songs from its previous owner: “Monster Mash” and “Crazy Bitch”

Reading Stephenson is like homework in the best possible way

It’s only sauce if it’s from the Saucily region of Italy. Otherwise it’s just sparkling pomodoro.

So “grocery” should be pronounced “grossery” and not “groshery,” huh?

And that other 10% run some of the costs, but fail to consider the phantom ones 😱