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The Lost Paladin
@paladinlost.bsky.social
A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".
How dare they make Farah look Indian! She's (checks notes) the daughter of the Maharajah, making her....(checks notes again) - the Princess of India.

Racism rots your brain.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Okay. So this was about "Four Knocks" - a card that's worth about 30 cents. Even if @benbatemanmtg.bsky.social owned every copy in existence, and it quadrupled in value, he'd make a few thousand dollars. Obviously, 50 bucks definitely falls in the realm of correlation, not causation. Stop it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This analysis is incorrect. Grok was never compromised. In order for something to be compromised, it has to have been reputable at some point.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If case you ever thought that Senator Cassidy wasn't a complete soulless lying scumbag - here you go. He's the chair of HELP.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This feels bad. Knight's been involved in this mess from the jump and Cena got squashed by Lesnar and they're both out of this so we can have a team that's the Bloodline, the guy who hates the bloodline, and CM Punk? This is jaaaank.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
On this #TransDayofRememberance, I'd like to talk about these two people. They're the people (and I use that term VERY loosely) who murdered Brianna Ghey. They were children and they murdered a child because she was transgender.

The UK was quick to denounce this as sociopathy, but was it? (cont)
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I know there's very few chuds here, but I don't exist on the hellsite, so I have to ask here - can somebody, anybody, make an argument to convince me this is the workings of a rational and healthy mind?
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Imagine being an American, and seeing your President denigrate and demolish the White House and put a AI set of McDonalds arches on top of it. Wouldn't you be absolutely livid?

That's me. I'm that American. Fuck you, Donald. Choke on a fucking Big Mac, bitch.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Imagine being so bought and paid for that even after everything is done, you go back to massa for affirmation that you were one of the good ones....
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don't know what this strategy is supposed to be, but I know what's not - honest. Trump could release the Epstein files unilaterally.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
For the exactly four people that are remotely concerned with this asshole - America's 26th best Sword Youtuber recently went full chud - I think we now have a reason why. Welcome to the grift train, Metatron.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
NXT 2025 -

I think Hunter has a type....
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For a city of NY's size to spend 10 billion a year (ignoring that a lot of it will be tax breaks / low-interest loans, and other offsets) is not honestly that much, especially if it houses 200,000 additional families.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The font's a little off, but when I see this image, I expect Kson to beat the shit out of him with a bicycle and then go back to opening a coin locker or playing Pocket Circuit.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
We're not big mad. Don't say that we're big mad.

(Note: Everyone on the left understands that land doesnt vote, you fucking idiots.)
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm not a superfan of Avatar, so this MTG set doesn't wow me, but the "One With The Elements" SL gets me. That artstyle is fantastic. I still won't get it because normal non-bot people can't get SLs, but I like it and I guess I'll proxy it or hope it's at my FLGS later.
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
CA GOP be getting a bit weird.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This asshole is an evangelical preacher with his own church.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well played. Well played.
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This man has the aesthetics of a low-level Middle Eastern dictator - white enamel, marble. gold filigree....everything he does looks so crap.
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
@baovtuber.bsky.social is a goofball on stream, but she knows what's up.

Always be skeptical if the amount of attention you're receiving from somebody (especially online) is disproportionate to the effort you're putting in -it's highly likely that person is gonna try to collect that debt.
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is 100 percent my pick. Kudos to Rabbi Danya for having such exquisite taste. So I'll promote something WILDLY different - Absolute Torch and Twang was a stellar album in an all-time 3-album run (Shadowland and Ingenue were the bookends). I don't think you get a Jason Isbell without her.
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is such a subtly good joke from @waltermasterson.bsky.social, and to watch it fly over people's heads is a tragedy.
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Protip: In this post, 'ghetto' is being used in place of an ethnic slur aimed at black people. This is unabashed racism. Unfortunately, Mike Davis hides on Twitter and NewsMax and so he'll never face anybody willing to call him out for that.
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Somehow, MTG was not what I thought about when I read this.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM