Paladin Awe
@paladinawe.bsky.social
Primarily lurking. Mixture of 50% vaguely remembered game characters, 50% quotes from movies and books. Lover of pets. Hater of bananas.
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He looks sad today. They took away his cowboy hat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He looks sad today. They took away his cowboy hat.
Can we not show them that Batman episode where he and Robin are trying to escape Riddler's labyrinth?
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Can we not show them that Batman episode where he and Robin are trying to escape Riddler's labyrinth?
Some did ask at a presser a while back. As I recall the official line is it's from all the handshakes he does.
Definitely nothing wrong there.
Nope.
Not at all.
Very normal handshake injuries.
Definitely nothing wrong there.
Nope.
Not at all.
Very normal handshake injuries.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Some did ask at a presser a while back. As I recall the official line is it's from all the handshakes he does.
Definitely nothing wrong there.
Nope.
Not at all.
Very normal handshake injuries.
Definitely nothing wrong there.
Nope.
Not at all.
Very normal handshake injuries.
Oh.
This can't possibly fail.
This can't possibly fail.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Oh.
This can't possibly fail.
This can't possibly fail.
It's does worry me in the sense that these are not the actions of people who believe they will ever be held accountable either by voters or anyone else.
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's does worry me in the sense that these are not the actions of people who believe they will ever be held accountable either by voters or anyone else.
Sleep well, gentle Sith red panda!
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sleep well, gentle Sith red panda!
The finale still makes me weep.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The finale still makes me weep.
It also works with Hot to Go!
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It also works with Hot to Go!
Distressing-yet-accuracte news for everyone.
bender from futurama says " that 's right "
Alt: bender from futurama says " that 's right "
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Distressing-yet-accuracte news for everyone.
What an unfortunate waste.
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What an unfortunate waste.
A bit jealous at the early voting exclusive sticker. We don't get those where I'm at they're just the regular version!
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A bit jealous at the early voting exclusive sticker. We don't get those where I'm at they're just the regular version!
Oh I'd want that "yes" written in one of those 'signed in blood with infernal curses if broken' contracts.
August 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh I'd want that "yes" written in one of those 'signed in blood with infernal curses if broken' contracts.
I wonder if River Phoenix could have taken up the mantle, given his stellar performance in Last Crusade.
Sad we'll never know.
Sad we'll never know.
July 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I wonder if River Phoenix could have taken up the mantle, given his stellar performance in Last Crusade.
Sad we'll never know.
Sad we'll never know.
The internet needs to close until this storm passes.
April 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The internet needs to close until this storm passes.