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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREELocal Author To Pursue Work Of Devastating Power And Beauty buffalomud.com/2025/08/08/l...
Local Author To Pursue Work Of Devastating Power And Beauty | buffalomud.com
ShareWest Seneca, NY—Growing frustrated at having his eye almost poked out week after week while cutting the grass around the overgrown Rose of Sharon bush in his yard, a voice …
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August 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE
Oasis Promises Continued Bickering, Melees And Possibly A Death During Massive World Tour buffalomud.com/2025/07/18/o...
Oasis Promises Continued Bickering, Melees And Possibly A Death During Massive World Tour | buffalomud.com
The closest Oasis will get to Buffalo on their massive world tour is a couple of dates at Rogers Stadium in Toronto at the end of August. On the tour, fans should expect continued bickering, melees, a...
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July 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Local Woman Adjusts Practice Of Stoicism To Meet World's Bullshit buffalomud.com/2025/07/12/l...
Local Woman Adjusts Practice Of Stoicism To Meet World's Bullshit | buffalomud.com
Marcus Aurelius was the Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 during the Nerva-Antonine dynasty, a period of relative peace and stability across the vast Roman Empire. He was also a Stoic philosopher and the ...
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July 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!Bezos Sanchez Wedding Definitive Proof There Is No God buffalomud.com/2025/07/04/b...
Bezos Sanchez Wedding Definitive Proof There Is No God | buffalomud.com
This past weekend, Amazon dork and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew look-alike, Jeff Bezos, married giant silicon-breasted lizard woman, Lauren Sanchez, in a lavish fifty-million-dollar ceremony in Venice, Italy. ...
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July 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!
Old Man With Device That Shoots Oranges Terrorizing Teens At Park buffalomud.com/2025/06/26/o...
Old Man With Device That Shoots Oranges Terrorizing Teens At Park | buffalomud.com
An old man with a device that shoots oranges has been terrorizing teens at Delaware Park. Images of the old man and his orange propulsion device have surfaced, but the man's identity has yet to be con...
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June 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!
ChatGPT Deems Local Author's Appearance: "More Compelling Than Stereotypical Hotness" buffalomud.com/2025/06/05/c...
ChatGPT Deems Local Author's Appearance: "More Compelling Than Stereotypical Hotness" | buffalomud.com
Local author, P.A.Kane was putting together a flyer to promote his latest book, “Larry Plumb Is Still Here.” When he showed his wife the picture he intended to use, she was aghast—“Great pic for peopl...
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June 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!
𝘽𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙮
Bizarre Love Triangle Throws Pickleball League Into Disarray buffalomud.com/2025/05/29/b...
Bizarre Love Triangle Throws Pickleball League Into Disarray | buffalomud.com
At the end of St. Casmir’s fall pickleball league in Kaisertown, ballroom dance instructor Pepper Parabola underwent knee replacement surgery. In addition to her longtime boyfriend, Tim Trapizoid, hel...
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May 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!
Local Woman Finds Clarity And Healing Through Self-Care buffalomud.com/2025/05/22/b...
Local Woman Finds Clarity And Healing Through Self-Care | buffalomud.com
This week Buffalo State English professor Sandra Swillobee ended her eighteen-month relationship with arborist Glenn Guildinspruce. To reduce the sting of this heartbreak, Swillobee is going to employ...
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May 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention buffalomud.com/2025/05/15/s...
Seeing Nephew In Jets Gear, Uncle Paul Mobilizes Intervention | buffalomud.com
When he came across a photo of his three-year-old nephew, Parker, sporting New York Jets gear on social media, Uncle Paul copied it and sent a WTF?—text to his sister, Phoebe. When she didn’t respond ...
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May 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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On Fortieth Birthday Father Informs Son He Must Either Get Serious About World War II History Or Smoking Meats buffalomud.com/2025/05/01/o...
On Fortieth Birthday Father Informs Son He Must Either Get Serious About World War II History Or Smoking Meats | buffalomud.com
Larry Lighthouse Sr. congratulated his son Larry Jr. on reaching the milestone of his fortieth birthday. He told his son that he had become a fine man and was proud to be his father, save for the brie...
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May 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!!
Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts buffalomud.com/2025/04/23/m...
Mailroom Guy Annoys The Shit Out Of Coworkers With His Mock Drafts | buffalomud.com
High-speed computing also has applications to this weekend’s NFL draft, and Santiago Sorra, a mailroom clerk at the plaza location of M&T Bank, is annoying the shit out of his coworkers with his mock ...
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April 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Trump Declares Victory In Coloring Contest, Egg Roll—Calls Kids 'Major Losers' buffalomud.com/2025/04/22/t...
Trump Declares Victory In Coloring Contest, Egg Roll—Calls Kids 'Major Losers' | buffalomud.com
While markets tumbled precipitously Monday, President Donald Trump participated in the White House’s traditional Easter Egg Roll and Coloring Contest. Like at his Doral Golf Club, where he recently cl...
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April 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!!
Voters Hope Trump Keeps Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy buffalomud.com/2025/04/13/v...
Voters Hope Trump Keeps Focus On Pain and Misery Rather Than Economy | buffalomud.com
On April 2nd, voters from various right-wing groups across Western New York were upset with President Trump’s wide-ranging tariffs, which tanked markets and impacted supporters' savings and retirement...
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April 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!!
𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝑴𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒐 𝑴𝒖𝒅
Plot To Bills Hallmark Holiday Movie Leaked To Buffalo Mud buffalomud.com/2025/03/31/p...
Plot To Bills Hallmark Holiday Movie Leaked To Buffalo Mud | buffalomud.com
The general plotline to Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story, a Hallmark channel movie set and to be filmed in Buffalo, was leaked to the popular satire website Buffalo Mud.  The movie will follow th...
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April 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝘼𝙩 𝙂𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝘽𝙎, 𝙉𝙋𝙍 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨
Aaron Rodgers Faces Contempt Charges And Big Bird Grilled At GOP PBS, NPR Hearings buffalomud.com/2025/03/27/a...
Aaron Rodgers Faces Contempt Charges And Big Bird Grilled At GOP PBS, NPR Hearings | buffalomud.com
This week, Republican House member Marjorie Taylor Green organized a congressional DOGE hearing concerning funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) and National Public Radio (NPR). The Georgi...
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March 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Friendship Strengthened As A Result Of A Number Two buffalomud.com/2025/03/13/f...
Friendship Strengthened As A Result Of A Number Two | buffalomud.com
Driving down Military Road toward their house on 77th Street, Fiona Friesendorf turned to her husband, Finn, who was at the wheel of their Toyota, Tacoma, and informed him that their friendship with t...
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March 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙:
Local Author Wins Extreme One-Footed Dance Contest buffalomud.com/2025/03/06/l...
Local Author Wins Extreme One-Footed Dance Contest | buffalomud.com
Local author P.A. Kane was at the Speakeasy Inn and Rum Bar sipping a fine twelve-year-old Appelton Estate Jamaican rum when an area one-legged pirate named Silver Teeth Swanson literally hopped up on...
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March 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Hew Mud:
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙂𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝘿𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙃𝙞𝙢 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙃𝙚’𝙨 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝘼𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙
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Local Man Hurt Girlfriend Doesn't Think About Him When He's Not Around | buffalomud.com
Wendell Wussman of Snyder was hurt to find out his partner of eleven years, Jill Jeroffsky, almost never thinks about him when he’s not around.
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February 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙!!!
BS is a way of life...𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐌𝐮𝐝—𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄!!
Benny, At The End Of The Bar Is Stepping Up The Bullshit buffalomud.com/2025/02/20/b...
Benny, At The End Of The Bar Is Stepping Up The Bullshit | buffalomud.com
Benny Bleetner occupies the last bar stool at the Molly Maguires daily from 4-9pm and recently has really stepped up his bullshit game. Tired of all the political discussion where one minute Joey from...
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February 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘽𝙪𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙙!!!
Work is more than that paycheck...𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐌𝐮𝐝—𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄!!
Transport Driver Endures Hours Trapped In Vehicle Set To WBEN buffalomud.com/2025/02/13/t...
Transport Driver Endures Hours Trapped In Vehicle Set To WBEN | buffalomud.com
ShareBuffalo, NY—Enterprise-rent-a-car transport driver Kurt Kurchacha was trapped in a vehicle tuned into MAGA 930 WBEN this past Friday. Kurchacha, a retired dance instructor at Rosalita’s Salsa Stu...
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February 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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REMINDER—On Saturday Feb. 8, I will be at Dogears Bookstore & Cafe - 688 Abbott Rd Bflo, signing copies of Larry Plumb Is Still Here. The book has gotten great reviews and is a fun, thoughtful read. Stop in to this great little non-profit have a coffee or a delicious sandwich and say hello.
February 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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New weekend, new agencies to shut down...Buffalo Mud—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!!
Space X Intern Demands U.S.A.I.D. Reports Ahead Of His 11pm Curfew buffalomud.com/2025/02/07/s...
Space X Intern Demands U.S.A.I.D. Reports Ahead Of His 11pm Curfew | buffalomud.com
This past weekend, Elon Musk and a team of six engineers moved to dismantle the United States Agency for International Development (U.S.A.I.D.). U.S.A.I.D. is an organization that provides crucial aid...
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February 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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At least it's not gray and 15 degrees in Western New York—oh wait...Buffalo Mud—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!!!
Even The Grim Reaper Is Depressed After Bills Latest Loss To The Chiefs buffalomud.com/2025/02/01/e...
Even The Grim Reaper Is Depressed After Bills Latest Loss To The Chiefs | buffalomud.com
Following the Buffalo Bills latest playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, the Grim Reaper swept through Western New York and called home fifty-seven depressed Bills fans....
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February 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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It's just this complicated...Buffalo Mud—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!!! Go Bills!!!
Local Woman Crushed Boyfriend's Initial Call Was Prompted By The Shape of Her Ass buffalomud.com/2025/01/25/c...
Local Woman Crushed Boyfriend's Initial Call Was Prompted By The Shape of Her Ass | buffalomud.com
"Cheektowaga couple Dawn Deitrich and Dave Dornsfinger embark on a spontaneous road trip to Florida, trading icy Buffalo weather for warm sunshine—and uncovering unexpected truths about their fourteen...
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January 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Happy fact-free Friday...Buffalo Mud—all the mud worth reading. Please Like, Share and Subscribe for FREE!!! Go Bills!!!
Nobel Prize Winning Local Author P.A.Kane Fully Embraces End of Social Media Fact Checking buffalomud.com/2025/01/17/n...
Nobel Prize Winning Local Author P.A.Kane Fully Embraces End of Social Media Fact Checking | buffalomud.com
Nobel Prize-winning author P.A. Kane applauds Meta's shift to community notes over fact-checking, calling truth "limiting and dull." Discover his bold claims, humorous anecdotes, and surprising exploi...
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January 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM