Gatsy’d

Greatest stadium name ever to highlight the truth. Let’s get honest about who we look up to. Take a good look, America.

How about they just acknowledge the existence of other ideas that have literally no impact on them. Let’s start there. For the record, it’s over for me. That place shit the bed. But JFC, can we bend to knee to ANYTHING other than rich dudes getting richer? Forreals.

Bread and water is not Thanksgiving.

YESSSSSSSS

So far so good!

A man who is so worried about his kid’s jacking schedule that they share an anti-jacking app might be more sympathetic to Epstein-like behavior, for reasons we all can infer. So we all suffer.

Oh I smell money for the Trump empire! No Congress to upend the child sex trafficking ring or SNAP benefits for the peasants though.

Kindness will always win. The GOP is blaming democrats for the shutdown and saying SNAP is ending because of that while arguing in court to NOT feed our most vulnerable. Help your neighbors. Support your food banks. Trump and his band of shits won’t do it, so we must.

Oh well THAT’S weird, considering I haven’t gotten my Soros check he promised.

Speaking of, please, if you can, support your local food banks since the fat sack of shit will not feed his “subjects”. Love your neighbors please, but feel free to taunt the ones trying to kill us all. And FFS VOTE! What else can you do?

Oh well she does like that…. But damn. How much is that worth? Not all the money in the world for me. Listening to that self-important, ignorant, sex-offending fat sack of shit for the rest of your life? Maybe she really does deserve that made up award they are giving her.

Why are we paying taxes for literally nothing that contributes to our country? Same question, really….. also, since those assholes won’t help, please consider donating to your local food bank if you can. Trump is a dick, but you don’t have to be. Help your neighbors please!

This honestly could be real. I don’t know how that woman deals with him and remain human. Good on you, Onion.