Elizard
@pajamaaparty.bsky.social
there were 5 major payne quotes/references at my uncles funeral
August 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
there were 5 major payne quotes/references at my uncles funeral
stayed tuned to find out if i actually show up to the run club i said id join two years ago for the first time tomorrow
April 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
stayed tuned to find out if i actually show up to the run club i said id join two years ago for the first time tomorrow
the wait time to see this ent is like 8 weeks but i can't breath out of one of my nostrils can i just diy this nasal polyp removal?
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
the wait time to see this ent is like 8 weeks but i can't breath out of one of my nostrils can i just diy this nasal polyp removal?
i made and ate a sandwich that really hit the spot
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i made and ate a sandwich that really hit the spot
depression? on my vacation???
December 28, 2024 at 3:50 PM
depression? on my vacation???
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
this is my entire diet and i am suffering
December 21, 2024 at 1:07 AM
this is my entire diet and i am suffering
2 holiday parties in 1 day was a mistake i am so full of gas and gerd
December 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
2 holiday parties in 1 day was a mistake i am so full of gas and gerd
i had 2 many beans yesterday :(
December 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
i had 2 many beans yesterday :(
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I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
hi 3 followers i am still ill from txgiving norovirus
December 3, 2024 at 2:11 PM
hi 3 followers i am still ill from txgiving norovirus
I didn't need to go this hard but I did
November 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I didn't need to go this hard but I did
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the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
November 27, 2024 at 10:59 PM
the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
if i'm sick on thanksgiving again ill be mad
November 26, 2024 at 1:20 PM
if i'm sick on thanksgiving again ill be mad