i’m just done with being nice to dumb mother fuckers. you start with an attitude we’re gonna end with an attitude
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i’m just done with being nice to dumb mother fuckers. you start with an attitude we’re gonna end with an attitude
I GOT ALL 4 CANDLES LIT FIRST TRY SUCK MY DIIIIICK JOJA
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I GOT ALL 4 CANDLES LIT FIRST TRY SUCK MY DIIIIICK JOJA
the barista deadass apologized as she handed me my drink 💀 confident that this is gonna taste like shit
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the barista deadass apologized as she handed me my drink 💀 confident that this is gonna taste like shit
welcome to derry did a banger job with the fire scene. more terrifying than i imagined which is how it should be
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
welcome to derry did a banger job with the fire scene. more terrifying than i imagined which is how it should be
beefin with my chick while i’m in jail
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
beefin with my chick while i’m in jail
i ruined my own spotify wrapped. heart broken doesn’t even begin to describe it riiiip
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i ruined my own spotify wrapped. heart broken doesn’t even begin to describe it riiiip
why did no one tell me west wing is the best show ever??? like i know they did but why did no one tell me to take it seriously 😭
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
why did no one tell me west wing is the best show ever??? like i know they did but why did no one tell me to take it seriously 😭
i’m about to buy my mcdonald’s girl a christmas present. i am in the SPIRIT this year
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i’m about to buy my mcdonald’s girl a christmas present. i am in the SPIRIT this year
i’m gonna time travel and marry the person who discovered sumatriptan
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i’m gonna time travel and marry the person who discovered sumatriptan
i’m just gonna shut the fuck up for the rest of forever
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i’m just gonna shut the fuck up for the rest of forever
duuuuude i just shit out a tape worm what the FUCK is going on
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
duuuuude i just shit out a tape worm what the FUCK is going on
“you have no idea the stress this is causing me” mmmmm probably not more than the person actively driving the dying car but that’s fine 🤡
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“you have no idea the stress this is causing me” mmmmm probably not more than the person actively driving the dying car but that’s fine 🤡
imagine calling your sick kid a bitch. only my mother
October 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
imagine calling your sick kid a bitch. only my mother
please let one of them break a hip tonight 🤞🏻
October 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
please let one of them break a hip tonight 🤞🏻
some people never get jury duty and i get it twice in 3years????? fuck you
October 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
some people never get jury duty and i get it twice in 3years????? fuck you
seeing something decapitated irl vs online is a veeeeerrrrry different feeling. who would have guessed
September 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
seeing something decapitated irl vs online is a veeeeerrrrry different feeling. who would have guessed
i just broke my butt god DAMN
September 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i just broke my butt god DAMN
do they no longer teach how to count change in third grade????? i’m losing my marbles
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
do they no longer teach how to count change in third grade????? i’m losing my marbles
just taped another dollar together. i am the backbone of this fucking economy 😤
August 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
just taped another dollar together. i am the backbone of this fucking economy 😤
does this ice taste like bleach or am i just paranoid? more at 6
August 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
does this ice taste like bleach or am i just paranoid? more at 6
i feel like dog shit that got ran over by a garbage truck
August 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
i feel like dog shit that got ran over by a garbage truck
alright i’ll say it.
making a murderer is not that good
making a murderer is not that good
August 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
alright i’ll say it.
making a murderer is not that good
making a murderer is not that good
i think i wanna start collecting barbie’s 🧠🧐
July 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i think i wanna start collecting barbie’s 🧠🧐
“you’re a fucking froot loop that tells fortunes”
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“you’re a fucking froot loop that tells fortunes”
this porch is so ugly oh my god
July 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
this porch is so ugly oh my god