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paiswey.bsky.social
paisley 🦇🎶☣️
@paiswey.bsky.social
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mommy's medium-sized 27 year old
it/its 🔞 i'm paisley :3
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"This smell...it smells like...Ah, it's Spaceley."
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
paiswey.bsky.social
many are saying this
"Spaceley, you are a true hole-digging genius."
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
paiswey.bsky.social
three minutes is the limit it seems! anyway, here's an S rank on destr0yer master 14+...!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
paiswey.bsky.social
i got video of me playing chunithm this time so i'm testing bluesky's capabilities. here is me getting a double S on denparadigm master 14
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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DUDE COME ON
"No potty breaks, Spaceley! Eat every last drop on your plate!"
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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a thumbnail of a bald bearded man in a black t-shirt reading "EAT SLEEP CREATE" pumping his fists excitedly for the youtube logo and a textbox that says "Subscribers 100" in it
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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...is he asking me to roll katamari until i piss myself
the king of all cosmos, in a gold mine, is telling me "Commence rolling, Spaceley! Roll until you're dripping with gold!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
paiswey.bsky.social
oh yeah i woke up like this this morning lmao
a naked selfie of me with my bedhead hair in tangles and knots that cover my face almost entirely, my eyes completely obscured
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
paiswey.bsky.social
i won a fishy
a card of shirataki from sega's card maker. he is a chunithm character and he is an oarfish butler with a red mohawk, a monocle, a white mustache, a fancy coat with no undershirt, and he is holding up a feather pen while a tray of teacups seems to be falling out of his other fin here he is in game! Summer is over/TORIENA (shirataki's song) MASTER 13+ SCORE: 972,136 MAX COMBO: 517 JUSTICE CRITICAL: 1639 JUSTICE: 164 ATTACK: 102 MISS: 19
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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i need to grind on my big sister. i mean grind on my big sister . i mean. grind in a video game. my video game sister's levels. grind o
image of my status in chunithm—relevant information is that i am using a character EXP boost 12x ticket for mimimi
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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picture of pop team epic being played in chunithm—like the animated OP popuko and pipimi are being reflected against stars in a mustachioed man's sunglasses. pipimi's face is also very subtly layered onto the track
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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a plush What from noisz starlivht, a round cat shaped thing with thin outlines and a much thicker penned :3 face in the middle
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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[cw: messy diapers]

folks, skunksune miku. (or 初音スカンク, if you will) 💙💚🎶🎤🦨💨☠️
art of hatsune miku as a teal furred skunk with white stripes. her twintails are done up with red squares floating around the ties (covered by her round ears), she is in a white collared sleeveless top with a blue tie, a gray skirt, black gloves and socks, and a droopy, swaying poopy diaper that fumes along with her tail, skull n crossbones with heart shaped eye sockets emitting from the leek green smog. she is posed with her arms outstretched and her legs spread apart (both as if she were jumping and also the bulk in between them is forcing them apart on their own) and winking with a happy open-mouthed smile, a little heart popping out.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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sometimes we must simply do things to amuse ourselves, like naming my finished art folder something like
"yucky wuh-ohs"
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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😇🦨
the corner of a work in progress showing off a big bushy striped tail
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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[cw: hypermess, diapercritter]

i've been hearing people talk about critters a lot recently!! i'm sure there's room for one more... @ u@ (old art from @maeesthetic.bsky.social !! 💜💨🤎☣️🐾🦇💨)
image of a diapercritter with tall, round ears and a short nubby tail along with dark, swirly eyes and a taped together zigzag mouth. its figure is bloated and wide, as if it were a curvy shortstack, because it can't help but repeatedly self-fill, as evidenced by its straining tapes and entirely poop-stained body, lightly puffing out steam from the warm load it contains. it's hunched over, one hand squeezing a fat heavy diaperboob and the other fondling around the front of where its diaper normally would be, now more or less an oblong monobutt that rumbles and sags outward as it FBLRMPP and FLRMPPTs itself ever fuller. its expression is woozy and dazed, text turning from purple to brown the further back it goes as it mumbles things to itself like "Ha-aaa...Paiswey...poopy..." "Fuwa poopy...POOPY~" "SOOO POOOOPY~"
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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sure they are. why not. fuck it
discord notification with an accompanying magic orb with a pointy bit in the center that says "ORBS ARE NOW ON MOBILE — Earb from Quests. Spend in Shop. Reward your Play."
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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"keep pumping for continuous coverage"
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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sometimes you simply need a Purple Snack
PURPLE SWEET POTATO MANAPUA 1 PC Dough: enriched flour, water, sugar, soybean oil, yeast $3.49 from uwajimaya a side view of the manapua bun with a bite taken out—both the porous, fluffy dough and soft but thick paste filling is purple throughout
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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lox on dick's, call that cox
a picture of a dick's deluxe bœurger with nova lox on top of the patty
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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suddenly thought of this outfit and then "what if this extremely elaborate and gorgeous dress but for him getting 'married' to a big poopy diaper" and blood shot out my nose so hard i made an arc across the sky and went "u-uwaaahh~!!" and landed in the middle of traffic
nai from chunithm—a crossdressing robot catboy whose primary color is blue; his neck length hair, his ears, his plug tail, the triangle shaped halo, the bouquet, and his ruffly, frilly, rug-smothering wedding dress, all various shades of blue. he's kneeling on the ground with the bouquet held a few inches in front of him, looking up with a smile and half-lidded eyes
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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deerdre is playing the new tokyo xtreme racer
[tweet from @Senn_Spud] (Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he's late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I'm da king of da highway
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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work was rough today but being able to play this completely turned my night around i feel like a william bucks
Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop) / Scatman John WORLD'S END ★★★ SCORE: 974,006 MAX COMBO: 376 JUSTICE CRITICAL: 1160 JUSTICE: 286 ATTACK: 75 MISS: 14
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
Item obtained! 🥸 Face Drool ※If the max number is exceeded, the statue is discarded.
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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y-yo????
Takeru (main character): And to me, you're like a dependable big brother, Taiga! When I see that huge back of yours, I feel like you could protect me from anything! Taiga: I'm genuinely moved by you saying that. After all, I've always seen you as a little brother!
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM