@pair2wear.bsky.social
Deeply beefy, very wet. Punny man. Odd dude. Unapologetic leftist. Antifa. Free Palestine. LGBTQIA+ ally.
Gonna open a tobacco shop that only sells one brand of cigarette and nothing else. It’ll be called Cloves, But No Cigar.
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Gonna open a tobacco shop that only sells one brand of cigarette and nothing else. It’ll be called Cloves, But No Cigar.
Call me a Christmas dinner, because honey, I am a baked ham
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Call me a Christmas dinner, because honey, I am a baked ham
Game idea:
Final Fantasy Tactics, written and directed by Mel Brooks
Final Fantasy Tactics, written and directed by Mel Brooks
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Game idea:
Final Fantasy Tactics, written and directed by Mel Brooks
Final Fantasy Tactics, written and directed by Mel Brooks
Extraction shooters are rogue likes for CoD bros. Non derogatory
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Extraction shooters are rogue likes for CoD bros. Non derogatory
Do they call it a honeymoon because the couple was just bee-trothed?
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do they call it a honeymoon because the couple was just bee-trothed?
Trump is supposed to address the nation tonight. Hopefully this is his announcement.
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump is supposed to address the nation tonight. Hopefully this is his announcement.
The Venn diagram of people who think it’s ok to hit kids for “talking back” and people who don’t think it’s ok to punch Nazis and other bigots is a circle.
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Venn diagram of people who think it’s ok to hit kids for “talking back” and people who don’t think it’s ok to punch Nazis and other bigots is a circle.
Lactose intolerance is udder disgust.
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lactose intolerance is udder disgust.
Not to be “that guy”, but I feel it would’ve been more accurate if Tyler had inscribed the orbital rail cannon stratagem on the bullet instead of the 500kg eagle.
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not to be “that guy”, but I feel it would’ve been more accurate if Tyler had inscribed the orbital rail cannon stratagem on the bullet instead of the 500kg eagle.
I think Hulk Hogan should be cremated. His ashes would be black and he’d hate that.
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think Hulk Hogan should be cremated. His ashes would be black and he’d hate that.
Hulk Hogan is N.W.O.
Now
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Now
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July 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hulk Hogan is N.W.O.
Now
Worm
fOod
Now
Worm
fOod
The great thing about being an adult is that there’s no one to stop you from watching both live action GI Joe movies, and possibly the Snake Eyes spin off, at 6 pm on a Saturday night
July 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The great thing about being an adult is that there’s no one to stop you from watching both live action GI Joe movies, and possibly the Snake Eyes spin off, at 6 pm on a Saturday night
Ground pepper is weak to water, ice and grass peppers
June 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ground pepper is weak to water, ice and grass peppers
Hear me out: a found footage horror movie that starts like an episode of kitchen nightmares but devolves into insanity when the restaurant serves a dish so awful that it summons eldritch nightmares into our reality. All shot from the POV of the camera crew of the reality show.
May 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hear me out: a found footage horror movie that starts like an episode of kitchen nightmares but devolves into insanity when the restaurant serves a dish so awful that it summons eldritch nightmares into our reality. All shot from the POV of the camera crew of the reality show.
Like @mspaintms.bsky.social said, “we were never free, just cost effective”
May 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Like @mspaintms.bsky.social said, “we were never free, just cost effective”
If you want to do something for my birthday, punch a n*zi, bully a fascist, make a MAGA cry. It would make me and my bday homie Karl Marx proud
May 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you want to do something for my birthday, punch a n*zi, bully a fascist, make a MAGA cry. It would make me and my bday homie Karl Marx proud
Late to the party on this one, but damn it’s a fun game! It’s got cozy elements like farming, cooking, as well as nice exploration and action. The cinematics are well done with great charm and humor. Pixel art is top notch and an amazing soundtrack. #davethediver #gamer #gaming #indiegame
April 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Late to the party on this one, but damn it’s a fun game! It’s got cozy elements like farming, cooking, as well as nice exploration and action. The cinematics are well done with great charm and humor. Pixel art is top notch and an amazing soundtrack. #davethediver #gamer #gaming #indiegame
Still can’t believe what happened in episode two of The Last of Us. I figured that wouldn’t happen until episode fore.
April 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Still can’t believe what happened in episode two of The Last of Us. I figured that wouldn’t happen until episode fore.
Bought a cool Gundam desk mat/mouse pad at the con this weekend
a man wearing a hat says so i got that going for me ...
ALT: a man wearing a hat says so i got that going for me ...
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April 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Bought a cool Gundam desk mat/mouse pad at the con this weekend
Heard the absolute shittiest take today. On a post criticizing the far right and how we shouldn’t tolerate those beliefs, someone stupidly said the rise of far right extremism is due to the left.
April 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Heard the absolute shittiest take today. On a post criticizing the far right and how we shouldn’t tolerate those beliefs, someone stupidly said the rise of far right extremism is due to the left.
Apparently white supremacist domestic terrorists are impersonating ICE. This means citizens should pew pew first and ask questions later.
April 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Apparently white supremacist domestic terrorists are impersonating ICE. This means citizens should pew pew first and ask questions later.
The cops who killed Victor Perez have names and addresses, be a shame if someone found those out
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The cops who killed Victor Perez have names and addresses, be a shame if someone found those out
April 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If they ignore due process, they’ll be met with pew pew process
April 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If they ignore due process, they’ll be met with pew pew process