Painting with Wordz
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Pro-found implies the existence of rookie-found. You’ll find some of both here
I just want to make original jokes and have fun
I just want to make original jokes and have fun
Pinned
a cartoon of spongebob holding a pencil and writing on a piece of paper
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob holding a pencil and writing on a piece of paper
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If you cast a love spell on someone and then cloned yourself, would they be in love with all the yous or just the original?
You cut your nails and then all of a sudden everything that needs to be opened requires nails
August 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You cut your nails and then all of a sudden everything that needs to be opened requires nails
Whats the phenomenon about how 2:30/3pm you’re tired and ready for a nap, but 2:30/3am you need to explore the world (because who else, if not you?)
a young boy in a yellow shirt is sitting on a couch reading a book
Alt: a young boy in a yellow shirt is sitting on a couch reading a book, making hand gestures in confusion
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May 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Whats the phenomenon about how 2:30/3pm you’re tired and ready for a nap, but 2:30/3am you need to explore the world (because who else, if not you?)
Every easy 3-ingredient recipe
1st step: grab 5 ingredients
1st step: grab 5 ingredients
a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
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April 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Every easy 3-ingredient recipe
1st step: grab 5 ingredients
1st step: grab 5 ingredients
Devon talking about his drug addiction but drawing a line at Brittany having dated women before is WILD!!!
#LoveIsBlindS8 #Ep4
#LoveIsBlindS8 #Ep4
a woman with glasses is talking to a man and says oh grow up .
Alt: a woman with glasses is talking to a man and says “oh grow up”
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March 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Devon talking about his drug addiction but drawing a line at Brittany having dated women before is WILD!!!
#LoveIsBlindS8 #Ep4
#LoveIsBlindS8 #Ep4
“Daddy” being cringe but “Babygirl” being not is so funny to me. You can’t date a father but a child is ok?!? Make it make sense…
#LoveIsBlindS8
#LoveIsBlindS8
a man wearing glasses is talking to another man in a dark room .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is talking to another man in a dark room .
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February 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
“Daddy” being cringe but “Babygirl” being not is so funny to me. You can’t date a father but a child is ok?!? Make it make sense…
#LoveIsBlindS8
#LoveIsBlindS8
Spam callers calling me 5 times in a day is egregious. Even my closest loved ones don’t do that
At least they have some type of workers union, because they never call after 5pm. The EOD is a universal language 🫡
At least they have some type of workers union, because they never call after 5pm. The EOD is a universal language 🫡
February 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Spam callers calling me 5 times in a day is egregious. Even my closest loved ones don’t do that
At least they have some type of workers union, because they never call after 5pm. The EOD is a universal language 🫡
At least they have some type of workers union, because they never call after 5pm. The EOD is a universal language 🫡
Took my bottles to a recycling plant and it paid for my sushi. We eating GOOD TONIGHT!!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table eating a plate of food .
Alt: A Key & Peele sketch of Peele in a suit and tie, sitting at a table eating plates of food. He says, “I’ll have what I’m having”
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January 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Took my bottles to a recycling plant and it paid for my sushi. We eating GOOD TONIGHT!!
Why do white women keep trying to touch you when they’ve done you wrong? What’s that phenomenon about?
a man in a black shirt is talking to another man in a room .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is talking to another man in a room .
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January 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Why do white women keep trying to touch you when they’ve done you wrong? What’s that phenomenon about?
Vanessa is a SUPERVILLAIN!
Any possible redemption looks less like up-hill and more like up-CLIFF
#TheUltimatumQueerLove
Any possible redemption looks less like up-hill and more like up-CLIFF
#TheUltimatumQueerLove
January 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Vanessa is a SUPERVILLAIN!
Any possible redemption looks less like up-hill and more like up-CLIFF
#TheUltimatumQueerLove
Any possible redemption looks less like up-hill and more like up-CLIFF
#TheUltimatumQueerLove
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I hate a “tear here” label that doesn’t tear right when you do it in the designated spot
December 31, 2024 at 9:26 AM
I hate a “tear here” label that doesn’t tear right when you do it in the designated spot
The New Years song goes so hard!
I don’t know if it’s cause I only listen to it once a year but it really NEVER misses
I don’t know if it’s cause I only listen to it once a year but it really NEVER misses
December 31, 2024 at 1:54 AM
The New Years song goes so hard!
I don’t know if it’s cause I only listen to it once a year but it really NEVER misses
I don’t know if it’s cause I only listen to it once a year but it really NEVER misses
🎶…In My Mind…🎶
a group of men in red jackets are dancing in front of a building with christmas trees
ALT: a group of men in red jackets are dancing in front of a building with christmas trees
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December 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
🎶…In My Mind…🎶
2 types of people:
1. People who are included
1. People who are included
December 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
2 types of people:
1. People who are included
1. People who are included
Joined a losing match mid game and clutched it hard #MavelRivals
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Joined a losing match mid game and clutched it hard #MavelRivals
Lot of people feeling the intro of “TV Off” but won’t credit artists
…that’s not about you. You not real
…that’s not about you. You not real
December 18, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Lot of people feeling the intro of “TV Off” but won’t credit artists
…that’s not about you. You not real
…that’s not about you. You not real
December 11, 2024 at 5:12 AM
When a fire starts to burn, right,
And it starts to spread…
And it starts to spread…
a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs holding a roll of paper towels .
Alt: a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs while dancing
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December 10, 2024 at 6:39 AM
When a fire starts to burn, right,
And it starts to spread…
And it starts to spread…
Never surprised, always disgusted
"For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine."
Broward Co. to vacate convictions for people who bought crack made by the Sheriff's Office
For three years, the Broward County Sheriff's Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest.
cbs12.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Never surprised, always disgusted
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Let's fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 🎄
December 9, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Let's fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 🎄
I wonder what’s it like dating a porn star. Not just someone in the industry but a STAR.
If you’re ever long distance you could look them up. But then, if you’re in a fight, you gotta stay off the internet.
And must they be your favorite performer? Cause imagine getting caught searching up others
If you’re ever long distance you could look them up. But then, if you’re in a fight, you gotta stay off the internet.
And must they be your favorite performer? Cause imagine getting caught searching up others
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 AM
I wonder what’s it like dating a porn star. Not just someone in the industry but a STAR.
If you’re ever long distance you could look them up. But then, if you’re in a fight, you gotta stay off the internet.
And must they be your favorite performer? Cause imagine getting caught searching up others
If you’re ever long distance you could look them up. But then, if you’re in a fight, you gotta stay off the internet.
And must they be your favorite performer? Cause imagine getting caught searching up others
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“That’s still your family” is not a good enough excuse for me
December 7, 2024 at 6:39 PM
“That’s still your family” is not a good enough excuse for me
Holl Up, Wait A Minute! ✋
I think I left my consciousness in the 6th dimension 🤔🌌
I think I left my consciousness in the 6th dimension 🤔🌌
December 7, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Holl Up, Wait A Minute! ✋
I think I left my consciousness in the 6th dimension 🤔🌌
I think I left my consciousness in the 6th dimension 🤔🌌
Carls Jr. used to be my favorite fast food place until they decided their prices weren’t Michelin enough
A map showing the cheapest and the most expensive major fast food restaurants in the country 🧐🔬
December 7, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Carls Jr. used to be my favorite fast food place until they decided their prices weren’t Michelin enough
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The Observatory 🐋🌟
November 19, 2024 at 8:09 PM
The Observatory 🐋🌟