Another American citizen was murdered by ICE agents in the streets. An american citizen exercising his first amendment right to assemble was murdered in broad daylight by ICE. Ask yourself this: if this is what they are willing to do in public, what are they willing to do in private?

Whenever I see someone shorten Where Winds Meet to WWM I immediately think "Warge Wanguage Model" and have to fight to keep a straight face.

Taking nappies on my wfh days instead of eating lunch like a responsible, well-adjusted kindergartener

I had a real fuckin good banana today. Like no joke, probably the best banana I've ever had, maybe will EVER have. It was creamy, delicious, perfectly yellow and made me eat another banana after just to chase that banana high. I'm going to tell stories about that banana to my children.

Hate when I can't fall asleep after waking up, so I stay up, then at the end of the day I'm tired. Bitch take a hint

I miss watermelon season :(

What if instead of the president we followed the British thing and just added prime in front of the title. Minister, prime minister. Secretary, Prime secretary. That would go hard I think.

The irony of how bad the marketing is for MailChimp is amazing. It was done with the same lack of human creativity that is likely core to their product.

is it a personal watermelon or a mini watermelon