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Liz
@paintedlizard.bsky.social
670 followers 250 following 410 posts
Artist, Burner, Gardener, Plantslut,
Queer and MAD
Part Time Postmaster to the Dead
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Vibrantly colored digital illustration of an orange, gold and red heart shaped sun beaming down its light on a purple and gold teacup on a blue cloud that pours a rainbow into another blue cloud, which rains 4 dark blue drops down on the foreground. Behind the rainbow is a purple gust of wind. In front of the bottom blue cloud are alternating mushrooms and flowers made up of heart shapes. The flowers are purple with green segmented stems. The mushrooms are yellow with segmented rainbow stalks and rainbow hearts on their caps.
August 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Realizing I never posted my art grant on here. Here’s Letters to Alyson! (Photos by my friend Jason Hite!)
A photo of part of the art installation Letters to Alyson, a 2025 Lakes of Fire Art Grant Recipient. The statue of Alyson phases through the glass of an antique green door. She is a white woman with hot pink and neon orange hair, and a celestial silver star flower crown in the pan colors, with sun catcher crystals. She's wearing celestial fabric that matches the universe she's phasing through. Behind the glass. One arm phases through the glass and the other extends offering the viewer a pomegranate. One nipple is exposed from the star fabric. A photo of part of the art installation Letters to Alyson, a 2025 Lakes of Fire Art Grant Recipient. The statue of Alyson phases through the glass of an antique green door. She is a white woman with hot pink and neon orange hair, and a celestial silver star flower crown in the pan colors, with sun catcher crystals. She's wearing celestial fabric that matches the universe she's phasing through. Behind the glass. One arm phases through the glass and the other extends offering the viewer a pomegranate. One nipple is exposed from the star fabric. On the door above the knob is a neon rainbow mushroom carving, with an eyeball in the center mushroom. Below the statue is an altar with candles, offerings and a tarot deck on it. A photo of part of the art installation Letters to Alyson, a 2025 Lakes of Fire Art Grant Recipient. The statue of Alyson phases through the glass of an antique green door. She is a white woman with hot pink and neon orange hair, and a celestial silver star flower crown in the pan colors, with sun catcher crystals. She's wearing celestial fabric that matches the universe she's phasing through. Behind the glass. One arm phases through the glass and the other extends offering the viewer a pomegranate. One nipple is exposed from the star fabric.
August 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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This was a collaborative piece but it is my most recent finished piece of art!

#sculpture #letterstoalyson
A photo of part of the art installation Letters to Alyson, a 2025 Lakes of Fire Art Grant Recipient. The statue of Alyson phases through the glass of an antique green door. She is a white woman with hot pink and neon orange hair, and a celestial silver star flower crown in the pan colors, with sun catcher crystals. She's wearing celestial fabric that matches the universe she's phasing through. Behind the glass. One arm phases through the glass and the other extends offering the viewer a pomegranate. One nipple is exposed from the star fabric. On the door above the knob is a neon rainbow mushroom carving, with an eyeball in the center mushroom. Below the statue is an altar with candles, offerings and a tarot deck on it.
August 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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If you see this share a skeleton
Black and white pen illustration of a skeleton facing away from the viewer, watching an astroid plummet towards the horizon. In the foreground just behind the skeleton is a barbed wire fence
March 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Photo of my piece, Let Them Eat Pussy, taken at the 2025 Plantslut Smut Soiree by my friend Jason Hite!
Purple/blue lighting on the sculpture Let Them Eat Pussy, a mock heart shaped cake trinket box, faux frosted, with rhinestone hearts, heart shaped, pierced nipples and a vagina on top. The bottom of the box is bordered with pink holographic ribbon that looks purple in this lighting. Photo by Jason Hite at the 2925 Plantslut Smut Soiree!
March 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Had an amazing weekend with some of my favorite people! Photo by my friend, Jason Hite!

Tarot deck by @rosalarian.bsky.social

it can be found on their website; www.rosalarian.com/category/tarot

Readings can be booked with me by DM!

This is one of my favorite cards in the deck!
A white nonbinary person with curly hair is wearing a red lingerie top with cutouts and bows. They hold out the Robot card from the Rosalarian Tarot Deck. In front of them is a stack of other Tarot decks, from top down is the Buffy Tarot, the Art Nouveau Tarot, The Mushroom Tarot and the Erotic Tarot. Next to them is a string of rainbow holiday lights.
March 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Gif of Eric Andre from his show in a brightly colored jester hat and neon clothes holding a pizza ball, neon pink text flashes "time to deliver pizza ball"
February 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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My first finished piece in procreate from a sketch I did around Valentine's Day last year! This is my shape shifting mushroom OC, Hyphae! Happy Valentine's Day! #pinup #lingerie #mushroom #mushroomhead #sexyart #adultart
Digital illustration; Mint green background with abstract white and dark green concentric hearts. In the center is a pink figure with white freckles on their tummy and shoulders and heart shaped spots on their amanita mushroom head. They're wearing dark hot pink heels, with white hearts, white thigh highs with dark pink hearts on the knees, and a white and dark hot pink lingerie set made up of straps and hearts, the focal point of which is 3 hearts, one over the crotch, one over each nipple.
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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As a long term Elon Musk hater, these past few weeks have been WILD. Please enjoy this doodle dunking on him from the last time I was in the psych ward.

#psychosis #psychosisart #elonmusk
Crude crayon drawing of Elon musk as a Muppet style puppet, his noodly arms controlled by sticks, and he won't shut up; most of what he's saying are all lies. His speech bubbles say "I won the Internet" "I own Twitter" (with Twitter crossed out with a red x above it) "women love me" "I have so much $" and "my cars don't explode" This art piece, Masterful Gambit Sir, was created by me while in psychosis in the psych ward.
February 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Working on finishing up what I'll be selling in the print shop at the Detroit Dirty Show this month for drop off this weekend! Come buy my nipples lol
A turquoise, emerald green and gold abstract background with two dark rose pink heart shaped nipple earrings with round metal piercings rested on top. They have silver hardware and each have a clear flower shaped stopper on the back. The earrings are made out of sculpy premo clay by Paintedlizard
February 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It's funny you say emergency googly eyes because I have some I carry on me always, for emergencies 👀
Tin that says "stellar factory" above an Illustration of google eyes Under that J's "emergency use adhesive eyeballs" Under that in much larger print is "GOOGLY EYES" And "SILLY" (150) "STICKY" under that is "endless possibilities" And "3 sizes"
February 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I can't believe I legit just pulled the Sun and the Moon lmao. Talk about a powerful spread today as I prepare to plan for my garden and art this upcoming year. Tarot deck by my friend @rosalarian.bsky.social (you should buy it if you're curious about getting into Tarot, it's a beautiful deck!)
A colorful silk tarot cloth with art by Rosalarian with ombre purple, pink, Orange and gold beams in a + pattern intersect 2 white circles on a blue background with white stars. In the corners are curvy organic shapes overlapping in similar colors to the + Inside the smallest white circle is a purple and pink ombre background. In the center is a black circle, surrounding the black circle are 4 gold crescent moons and 4 pink hearts, each in a + or x formation On top of the cloth is 4 tarot cards from the deck by the same artist, the three on the bottom are the moon reversed, 5 of pentacles reversed and the sun, above them is the queen of pentacles. The moon card has a woman with orange skin and purple spirals coming out of her head, leading to two gold crescent moons. Mushrooms grow from her shoulders and purple and golden orange stripes are in the background and on her shirt. The 5 of pentacles card has a blue figure in a tattered purple cloak alone in the snow, behind her is a large flower blooming 5 flowers each with a pentacle as its center. The Sun card features a gold orange and black and purple sun with two purple figures with blue hair doing a sun salutation underneath. The Queen of Pentacles card has a purple Queen with green curly locks of hair, she is wearing an orange dress and mushrooms and plants are growing behind her, in shades of white, pink orange, purple and green. She's spreading seeds, has a pink, orange and purple flower crown and holds a bountiful bouquet filled with fruit like grapes apples pears and purple and pink pentacle flowers.
January 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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We got to model for an old art school friend's photography business! Sometimes being in a happy, adorable triad means cool opportunities like this!

(You should book Liv Lyszyk Photography for a Valentine's Day mini shoot, this was SO fun! Their link is in the second image's alt text)
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user Cryptovexillologist that says "*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?" A triad acting out the joke from the first image; the curly haired person in the dark red dress on the left holds the gold thread and a pair of antique scissors, just about to cut the thread. Next to them in the middle is a man with long dark hair and a beard in a slightly unbuttoned dark red shirt and black pants, he holds a gold ruler and is measuring the thread. Next to him on the right is a woman with orange hair in a hot pink dress and dark red thigh high socks with white stripes. She unspools the thread the other two are working with. All three are wearing light up flower crowns made by me in Valentine's Day shades of red, pink and white. They sit on a white bed. They're all really hot tbh. (Photo taken by Liv Lyszyk Photography, you should book a mini Valentine's Day shoot on their website, https://calendly.com/livlyszykphoto/valentines?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2ph8Gg7zSktOZdaohU43dt-eJwnnNuY0dC14R8EbfitEr6CFKBwwG4XDk_aem_h2lY2T9Cvwms_e2aplrOOw&month=2025-01)
January 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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How I've been distracting myself from doom scrolling too much today;
Hardcopy book of The Serviceberry by Robin Wall Kimmerer, on an ipad playing the audiobook of her earlier book, Braiding Sweetgrass.
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Had a great time needle felting and baking with @rosalarian.bsky.social yesterday. Excited to share my needle felt doll when it's done!
Two trays of delicious various homemade bagels, 4 different flavors. A delicious homemade dill bagel sandwich made by my friend Ro, it had turkey salami, mushrooms in egg, cream cheese, parmesan shavings and was devoured with joy
January 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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My partners are so supportive of my art. Scott for example, will make me tools I need out of spare parts he has laying around. I needed a cake nail to make flowers for my fake cakes so he hammered a nail and washer into one for me, it's held together by friction alone!

I'm so supported and loved 🥰
A hand holds a washer and nail hammered together and held together by friction, a makeshift cake nail A hand holds a washer and nail hammered together and held together by friction, a makeshift cake nail from a different angle where the nail is visible
December 14, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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Rey the black and tan husky/ German shepherd mix lays on her back on a loveseat with 3 legs in the air, very sleepy
December 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Finishing up some last min art for the night market I'll be at tonight!
Two red and white needle felted amanita mushrooms in wooden bases covered in moss and fake plants stand behind 4 sets of heart shaped nipples earrings, some on chains, some not, some with metal piercins and some without. All made by me over the past 3 days.
December 6, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I don't blame you oversized sweaters are the best!
Also,
Is this the yarn you're looking for? I found it in stock at a few Joann's that are within an hour from my place for pick up or delivery 👀 I just texted you which stores claim to have 8-15 left in stock (according to their website at least)
A vibrant chartreuse yarn skeen by yarnspirations, bernat fluffee in the color 'citronella'
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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Some additional context
A bar graph depicting the claim denial rates by insurance company: kaiser Permanente at 7% Oscar at 12% Ambetter at 14% Industry average is 16% BCBS 17% Cigna 18% Molina 19% Aetna 20% Care source 20% Anthem 23% Medica 27% And finally at the bottom of the chart, the largest %, circled in red; United healthcare Community 32 fucking % The flash tombstone meme with "Brian Thompson CEO of united healthcare" on the tombstone and "anyone who's had united healthcare" on the flash squatting next to the tombstone flashing a peace sign
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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"Let Them Eat Pussy" is almost done!! All that's left is the sealer and Glitter Cum 🪩💦

This is the first in a series, I'll have these available for purchase at Plantslut Shows in 2025! If there's enough interest I'll open a few commission slots for custom ones!
Back view of the sculpture/false cake trinket box art piece, Let Them Eat Pussy. It's a light pink heart shaped "cake" wooden box covered in false frosting and heart shaped gems and pink rhinestones. On the sides of the cake are heart shaped nipples made of clay with metal nipple piercings. On top of the cake is a sculpted vagina. Side view of the sculpture/false cake trinket box art piece, Let Them Eat Pussy. It's a light pink heart shaped "cake" wooden box covered in false frosting and heart shaped gems and pink rhinestones. On the sides of the cake are heart shaped nipples made of clay with metal nipple piercings. On top of the cake is a sculpted vagina Front view of the sculpture/false cake trinket box art piece, Let Them Eat Pussy. It's a light pink heart shaped "cake" wooden box covered in false frosting and heart shaped gems and pink rhinestones. On the sides of the cake are heart shaped nipples made of clay with metal nipple piercings. This view of the cake features the curved top of the heart, which each have a nipple, resembling breasts On top of the cake is a sculpted vagina Top view of the sculpture/false cake trinket box art piece, Let Them Eat Pussy. It's a light pink heart shaped "cake" wooden box covered in false frosting and heart shaped gems and pink rhinestones. On the sides of the cake are heart shaped nipples made of clay with metal nipple piercings. On top of the cake is a sculpted vagina.
November 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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One of my entries for the 2025 Detroit Dirty show is almost done! This round of 'frosting' was a bit runnier than the test batch so I couldn't do all of the side designs today but I'll finish up tomorrow! Not bad for having not decorated for 6 years! #cakedecorating #eroticart #sculpture #adultart
November 26, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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Bisexual pride colored watercolor of a mushroom and the underside of its cap
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Did you know that I do tarot readings? Over video chat or in person! I won't tell you your future, just help you analyze your past and present and see where you want to be headed.

I do them in person frequently at events around the area! You can DM me to find out more

(Photos by Travis Stevens)
Liz and Scott stand in front of a burning barn, in purple lighting holding a light up false neon sign that says "tarot cards" with 3 cards with an eyeball on the top card. Scott wears a hood and purple Paisley and holds the sign. Liz is in a rainbow fringed cowboy hat with rainbow flower crown, and has a gold and black heart over their right eye. They hold up 3 cards from the Rosalarian Tarot. They're wearing layered clothes from Rosalarian's fashion line, a bi pride drip crop top over the It's Your Funeral midi dress with pockets! Rosalarian's signature neon colors glow under the purple lighting Liz and Scott stand in front of a burning barn, in purple lighting Scott's hood is down and so is his long black hair. He wears purple Paisley and is embracing and kissing Liz. Liz is in a rainbow fringed cowboy hat with rainbow flower crown. They're wearing layered clothes from Rosalarian's fashion line, a bi pride drip crop top over the It's Your Funeral midi dress with pockets!
November 18, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Vibrantly colored digital illustration of an orange, gold and red heart shaped sun beaming down its light on a purple and gold teacup on a blue cloud that pours a rainbow into another blue cloud, which rains 4 dark blue drops down on the foreground. Behind the rainbow is a purple gust of wind. In front of the bottom blue cloud are alternating mushrooms and flowers made up of heart shapes. The flowers are purple with green segmented stems. The mushrooms are yellow with segmented rainbow stalks and rainbow hearts on their caps.
November 14, 2024 at 4:59 PM