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Painted Doggie Comics
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Comics about stuff... now featuring things!

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Clown bb lion has been born. What am I doing what on earth am I gonna do with all these :blobfoxartist:
A "loafin" baby lion wearing a sparkling clown hat, frilly collar, and similar frills around the base of the tail. Made from polymer clay and glazed with a gloss finish.
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Excuse me for I have made clown. What other aminals should I clown?
Clown rattle snake coiled up with a shiny lil clown nose and hat and ruffled collar. Made from polymer clay, aluminum foil, and glaze. Clown wolf wearing a speckled clown costume, nose, hat, and ruffled collar. The wolf is sitting in a position as if they were a floppy doll sat on a shelf with their clown legs extended and looking at their foots. Clown rattle snake coiled up with a shiny lil clown nose and hat and ruffled collar. Made from polymer clay, aluminum foil, and glaze. Clown wolf wearing a speckled clown costume, nose, hat, and ruffled collar. The wolf is sitting in a position as if they were a floppy doll sat on a shelf with their clown legs extended and looking at their foots.
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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I am SO happy to watch portuguese Bluey dubs, not only because it's increasing my language comprehension, but because I finally have a respectable excuse to watch Bluey.
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Are those one guys still trapped in space?
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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0-0 score looks like a clown with the lion logo as the nose and the time is the mouth and the teams are the hair.
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I dont wanna do my job! I wanna shop for clown animals and draw clown animals!!!! This is bullshit!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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AI BEN CARSON TOLD ME DRINKING WARM WATER GIVES YOU DEMENTIA - Panel 1 of 6

I think I'm gonna post these individually over time, since they're not really part of a story. However, they are all up together on my website […]

[Original post on bark.lgbt]
Panel 1 of 6: Foxwolf is in a swirl of AI marketing language contorting in pained expressions. “EMPOWER ENTERPRISES TO SYNERGIZE THEIR PARADIGMS WITH AI-DRIVEN METHODOLOGIES”
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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ARM THE WHORES
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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HOME - PAINTED DOGGIE COMICS
Panels 1-4 of 30
This one took me quite a while, guys. Sorry for the long wait! Thanks for reading!

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HOME - PANEL 1 of 30: A car exits the highway into a small town nestled in the mountains. Foxwolf’s inner monologue: “I don’t want to pay attention to any of this.” HOME - PANEL 2 of 30: Inside the car, Foxwolf, Houndmage, and Jerri’s ears can be seen poking above the headrests as they drive past houses dotting the street. Foxwolf’s inner monologue: “I want to live like an idiot in a commercial who only needs sports betting or something to live the good life. HOME - PANEL 3 of 30: Jerri is playing a game in the back seat. A character waits patiently on screen to receive their fate. The options presented on the lower screen include HIT, ROB, GIFT, and RUN. Foxwolf’s inner monologue: “I would kill to be in the backseat again playing gameboy.” HOME - PANEL 4 of 30: The car arrives at a house along the river bank, and Jerri smiles at the selection they’ve made. “BONK!” Foxwolf’s inner monologue: “Don’t gotta know where we’re going or how we’ll get there. Just gotta collect 50 wood.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Why is bombas like this
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I want fuckin pie. How do I get pie
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Mug: "Don't talk to me til I've had my out of context Moomin panels"
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I hurt my shoulder brushing my teeth :blobfoxcryreach:
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Hey guess what? I DO want to hear about your dreams. What'd your brain make up? Why'd it do that?? Very interesting.
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Ooo bitmoji bitches piss me off so bad
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I AM ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED CONSTANTLY
September 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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What am I supposed to do when asked to perform work for a new jail? Is there a way I can refuse and not get fired?
August 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Hey how do you guys stay abreast of the latest fascisms without having a mental break down at work? Asking for a friend.
August 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I have obtained linux
August 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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"Could you forward me your notes from the meeting?"

My notes from the meeting:
A doodle of a opossum that has been cut out and laminated by hand with packing tape
July 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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That was the FIRST TIME she even WORE that yellow polka-dot bikini and they went and wrote an entire song about it??? Thats so rude.
July 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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That Theseus fellow really needs to get his ship together.
July 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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LETTUCE - Painted Doggie Comics

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#comics #fox #wolf #furry #mastoart #salad #dog
LETTUCE - Panel 1 of 6: Foxwolf stands in front of a background of flashing emergency lights. Television advertisement graphics above her say “FOXWOLF, FOXWOLF, & FOXWOLF PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEY.” Below her, it say “CALL NOW!” within an arrow pointing to the phone number at the bottom of the screen: 1-244-244-2625. There is a suspiciously phallic QR code below text saying, “FREE CONSULTATION! SCAN QR CODE BELOW.” Foxwolf begins her advertising pitch: “STOP! Has this ever happened to you?” LETTUCE - Panel 2 of 6: A woman stands holding a bag labeled “SLD” over a kitchen countertop. She smiles pleasantly and says to herself, “It’s so nice they make these pre-made salads.” “Sometimes I just need a quick healthy meal.” LETTUCE - Panel 3 of 6: The woman dumps the contents of the SLD bag into a large bowl as the cellophane packaging crinkles in her hands.
July 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Let's all go to the store and steal *together*
July 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL - Painted Doggie Comics (Panels 1-2 of 2)

Hey why am I like this? At least I can make a lil guy about it. He pants fall down. :blobfoxgooglycry:

#comics #art #punk #indie #mastoart #fox #wolf #strawberry #cartoon #furry_irl #anthro #funny
Panel 1 of 2: A graphic of a strawberry with a puppy nose standing in front of a basket of strawberries in a strawberry field. The strawberry puppy is bent over to pick the strawberries, but gasps in shock as he sees his pants have fallen to his ankles exposing his lil strawberry butt. Text surrounding the strawberry puppy says “I got BERRY PLUCKING DRUNK at the STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL” Panel 2 of 2: Foxwolf is passed out on the street laying in a pile of trash and old pizza boxes. Her hands and clothes are covered in jam and a partially smashed strawberry shortcake lies on the ground between her legs sliding off of its plate. A streetlight illuminates the scene. Another festival goer passes on the sidewalk beyond Foxwolf’s trash bed. She’s wearing a shirt from the festival featuring the graphic described in panel 1: “I got BERRY PLUCKING DRUNK at the STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL.” Cans of strawberry liqueur are spilled on the ground around her.
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM