Colin The Barbarian
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Colin The Barbarian
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Speaker to the void. Pesky cyclist. Surely can't be serious.
Unless something has gone very wrong, there really shouldn't be a vacuum between you and your TV, so it's fine you can hear the sound effects. 😜
January 1, 2026 at 10:07 AM
B, b, b, b, b, b, bri, b, b, great!
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That's some striking artistry. The Baroque period style is perfect for this brilliant concept. Dramatic and flamboyant. :) Bravo! 👏
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Aye, you can have different reactions to the same piece of media over time, but that doesn't make a fixed piece of media 'interactive' as such because the only thing to change would be on the viewer's side. Unless there's been some terrible ITV edit butchery! :)
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
They said I was mad wanting cup holders in my car steering 'wheel', but I'll show them!
two crash test dummies are sitting in a car
ALT: two crash test dummies are sitting in a car
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The only good thing we got out of the entire sequel trilogy...

youtu.be/Sv_hGITmNuo?...
"THE FORCE AWAKENS: A Bad Lip Reading" (Featuring Mark Hamill as Han Solo)
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The Farce Awakens is weak, but the best of a bad bunch in the utterly pointless $#!£show sequel trilogy. TFA was just a lazy beat-for-beat reworking of the original Star Wars film... but with a few new characters and some silly console smashing lightsaber tantrums. Terrible.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
You're trying to claim 7500 pedestrians are killed by cyclists riding on pavements per year? ...and you think it's me that's misinformed. That's insane as your rant already proves.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Those 2 issues are not comparable. Thousands of cyclists are killed by drivers every year, whereas most years the number of pedestrians killed by a cyclist riding on pavements tends to be zero. Plus, imho, kids should be allowed to cycle with care on pavements (but not in busy pedestrian areas).
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Work, rest and play.
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Excellent. How fantastic it would have been to be innovating techniques and creating monsters for that new colour era of Doctor Who.

Would have been fun setup if the Draconian had moved ever so slightly in the background towards the end of this piece.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh wow! That stunt is so scary to watch. They were extremely carefully planned and looked very convincing. Apparently, the coastguard received a lot of reports from passing ships of a car overhanging the cliffs near Swanage.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Could also have been called battle of the ages. Hadn't realised it was such an age mismatch. Surprising that it wasn't bagels all round defeat for the out of shape male in his mid-50s playing the world #1 female in her late 20s.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The darkest fess award goes to...
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Go for it! I doubt anyone will be even slightly judgemental.

"We're functioning automatic,
And we are dancing mechanic."
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
|: Can I dig it? (No, you can't!) :|
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Something, something, mantlepiece, something, something, fire.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Every cyclist following the Highway Code most definitely does have a right to be safe on the roads. Crazy to think otherwise. The reality is very different, of course. Just ask any judge!
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Queen Myrrah!
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM