Just received an *incredibly* startling email

I spent some time at Utah Lake, and...it was so nice? I'm writing a story about the lake's past/present as it tries to lure locals back.

I want to talk to folks who spend time here (or maybe avoid doing so?). Do you have Utah Lake memories you cherish? Or maybe some to forget? I'm listening!

Went back to Oklahoma for a bit last week. Don't worry. I saw her

just checking in on my story ideas doc and found this, an idea I apparently thought was important enough to write down

Thank you, Axios. Was beginning to think it might just be me

huge huge huge personal news: after five years as an slc resident, i finally got a library card. you may say: what? why so long? to which i may say: please don't ask so many questions

Opportunity is knocking !!!!

Yes, this is very clearly someone in a committed relationship and about to take the next step

Ads like this are proof I'm succeeding in eluding digital surveillance. They've got absolutely nothing on me

Wow thank you so much <3

🕷️ WANTED 🕷️

Utahns who have seen this tarantula or ones like it this fall.

I've heard rumors they are more prevalent this year, but I'm trying to find people who have first-hand experience with them. Please please please let me know!

This is the squirrel hanging out outside my window. I swear it notices me watching