Paige Davidoff
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Paige Davidoff
@paigedavidoff.bsky.social
‘Overjoyed with Polischmerz’ yet here I am… 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦
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Also here for the cats, music, comedy, & 420 too! 🤘🏻
Happy Friday! 🤣👏🏻

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December 1, 2023 at 12:00 PM
It’s almost Friday… we’ve got this!
October 26, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Thinking of buying a set of those recordable talking buttons to see if I can train Pia to “talk” by pressing them. She’s already a good communicator for a cat, but I think this would just enhance our bond.

Anyone ever try it with their cat or dog?
October 8, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Pia’s too adorable with her love of belly rubs. You can literally just roll her over and start rubbing her belly, and she just starts purring! ❤️ or making bleps! lol #adoptdontshop
October 8, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Just a Wednesday selfie, because why not? 🙂
September 27, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Happy Weekend, Cheers! 🍻❤️🤘🏻
September 16, 2023 at 7:23 PM
I had to swipe left. Yes, he’s also an atheist, but his name’s Jesus.

lol
September 15, 2023 at 3:52 PM
On the subway, headed to Black Light Metal Yoga 🖤🤘🏻
September 14, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Younger guys (early 30’s) on online dating apps are so adorably aggressive going after 46 year old me. I’m like, “Awwww, can I pinch your cheeks boy!” 🤣

(I don’t have a definite cut off, but it’s typically late 30’s, no more than 10 years younger or 10 years older for me)
September 14, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Wheeee! 🙃
September 14, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Them: You have ADHD, you must love people!
Me: I fucking despise people, but yeah, I’m a misanthropic extroverted secular humanist.

(please make that make sense to normies, I don’t have the patience)
September 14, 2023 at 2:10 AM
My first punch bar just kicked in, so I just had another one. Of course. 🙃

Follow me for more advice.
September 13, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Things I’m learning as a woman & music buff navigating dating apps: If they say they love music but ONLY list types of EDM, they’re a “bro”.

(swipe left, trust me)
September 13, 2023 at 9:58 PM
So I’m back on Tinder. A guy started a convo with me, I asked him what kind of music he likes. He replied with just “pop music”. I immediately unmatched from him. (Pop music?!)
September 13, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Y'all think I'm kidding, but I only judge people based on their taste in music.
September 13, 2023 at 3:26 PM