i’m going to get high with my mom during my brothers wedding week. im so excited lmao. she used to give me such shit for smoking but now she’s like all for it 😂

he’d have like 10 of the electric guitar ones in like every color it came in (i had a red one and i thought i was so cool)

he’d trade for the best lunch snacks. or for as many quarters as it’d take to buy the special pizza at lunch.

they’d trade him too. not in public tho, it’d be like behind the bleachers. the teachers would ban silly bandz like mine did but eddie would not care in the slightest. he’d just pull his hoodie sleeves down. his contraband silly band dealing would be great practice for his actual drug dealing in hs.

like i’m trying to remember how expensive they were, but i think they were relatively cheap and i can see eddie doing nonsense chores around the trailer park to buy them. like he would think he was so cool. the girls would trade him for his unicorns and fairies and the boys would scoff at him but

twinning with our shit lungs. asthma won’t let me smoke anymore (edibles tho…🤫). i think you and argyle hypothetically being brochachos is a crucial piece of your lore now.

archiveofourown.org/works/448017... not really a pwp, not in the slightest, but babes but I tried