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“Elise”
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Just some girl you know
… Stouffer? #antiquesroadshow
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
To be fair, by 1975 everything WAS basically fine.
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Martin Clunes in a 1983 Gilbert and George (post Doctor Who, pre sitcoms).
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Was this first paragraph written in Alan Partridge’s voice or am I just reading it in Alan Partridge’s voice?
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Fixed that for you.
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me: Why didn’t I dress more like this when I had the chance?
Also me 14 years ago:
#totp
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Today I went and saw some sheep get moved around by some masons in the centre of a city and it should have felt like a metaphor for something but ultimately it was lowkey and cute.
September 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The power of the internet. Finally allowing me to watch Josh Glanc while my dog tears a stuffed animal to ribbons. This truly is space year 2025.
August 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Accidental unicorn
July 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just popping down the South Bank to watch Stenders
June 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Tell it I hate it #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
May 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What Netflix thought they were buying from Richard Gadd
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Innie or outie?
May 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Wearing my hippo shoes to my first red carpet! (Ironically didn’t work on this film just snuck in because I’ve got great shoes).
May 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And all in Lumon's care shall revel in the bounty of the incentives spur…
May 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
He’s definitely done all the things you have to do to become pope then.
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Briefly concerned I did not have appropriate Popewatch snacks. Phew.
May 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is actually the last painting Pissarro did.
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m not saying we overmedicalise everything but I did just catch myself googling this expecting an answer
April 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I did make this gif this week though of my dog shaking as if he’s just got out of the bath. (Took me half an hour not all week).
April 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
All I managed today was to buy my dog this toy and take this picture seconds before he decimated their tiny faces.
April 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Noodle if he were at a 90s rave
April 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Easter
April 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM