Pae.Bob
@paebob.bsky.social
I have nothing to offer but my pretty brown eyes and bad attitude.
Yes. Please breadcrumb me again. Ima snort that shit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yes. Please breadcrumb me again. Ima snort that shit.
What’s so great about re-watching reality TV from the 2010s? Understanding that everybody was so coked out. What do you mean Johnny Knoxville has just a taking people out with a giant hand in a corporate office?
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What’s so great about re-watching reality TV from the 2010s? Understanding that everybody was so coked out. What do you mean Johnny Knoxville has just a taking people out with a giant hand in a corporate office?
Im never wrong. Im either correct or im lying.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Im never wrong. Im either correct or im lying.
No doll, I don’t want you to match my freak. I want you to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No doll, I don’t want you to match my freak. I want you to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating.
Im balancing feral tendencies and intellectual pursuits.
What a contradiction.
What a contradiction.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Im balancing feral tendencies and intellectual pursuits.
What a contradiction.
What a contradiction.
Now why on earth would i fall in love again when i can just be codependent with my best friend?
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Now why on earth would i fall in love again when i can just be codependent with my best friend?
You can be both, personally I prefer to be the avoidant.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You can be both, personally I prefer to be the avoidant.
Situationships are crazy because which one of you is the liar and which one of you is the loser?
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Situationships are crazy because which one of you is the liar and which one of you is the loser?
Cute first date idea: you get my name tattooed and i look cute.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cute first date idea: you get my name tattooed and i look cute.
Some of yall are WAY too comfortable to be sharing shit on the internet. Those are inside thoughts
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Some of yall are WAY too comfortable to be sharing shit on the internet. Those are inside thoughts
Well, i haven’t had any “floor time” in a while. I guess you could say ive got my life under control.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well, i haven’t had any “floor time” in a while. I guess you could say ive got my life under control.
I might be doing well academically, please dont let that fool you. I am actually stupid. Please use my ex history as a sited source.
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I might be doing well academically, please dont let that fool you. I am actually stupid. Please use my ex history as a sited source.
No babe, you dont have to tell me twice you dont like me. I checked out as soon as the vibe was weird.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
No babe, you dont have to tell me twice you dont like me. I checked out as soon as the vibe was weird.
I love manipulators. You want to control me? That’s so cute. It’s not gonna happen, but it’s adorable you think you can play the master. Love the effort, Big dog.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I love manipulators. You want to control me? That’s so cute. It’s not gonna happen, but it’s adorable you think you can play the master. Love the effort, Big dog.
WHY is there an ad on everything at every fucking second of the day?
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
WHY is there an ad on everything at every fucking second of the day?
Why dont we see limos anymore?
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why dont we see limos anymore?
Got my period today I guess I’ll celebrate by crashing the fuck out.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Got my period today I guess I’ll celebrate by crashing the fuck out.
God i love lying to strangers.
Yes Susan, im an undercover astronaut.
Yes Susan, im an undercover astronaut.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
God i love lying to strangers.
Yes Susan, im an undercover astronaut.
Yes Susan, im an undercover astronaut.
One time i sat in the car for 10 minutes while on a date. When the guy came up and knocked on the window asking what was up I pretended like i couldn’t hear him. When he finally opened the door i said thank you and carried on. He was confused but he opened the door. #womeninmensfields
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One time i sat in the car for 10 minutes while on a date. When the guy came up and knocked on the window asking what was up I pretended like i couldn’t hear him. When he finally opened the door i said thank you and carried on. He was confused but he opened the door. #womeninmensfields
The young and the snackless
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The young and the snackless
What in the live laugh love fuck is this?
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What in the live laugh love fuck is this?
It’s so crazy to me seeing all of these influencers begging for gifts on live like the rest of us aren’t struggling.
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s so crazy to me seeing all of these influencers begging for gifts on live like the rest of us aren’t struggling.
My ability to predict the future should be studied.
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My ability to predict the future should be studied.
Hell had no fury like my uterus. All this over what? Because i didn’t give you a child??? A little dramatic babe.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hell had no fury like my uterus. All this over what? Because i didn’t give you a child??? A little dramatic babe.
Please for the love of god do not trust me with your secrets. I quite literally dont know how to shut up. My street name is The Yapmaster9000.
I will unintentionally spill all tea.
I will unintentionally spill all tea.
a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk
ALT: a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk
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October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Please for the love of god do not trust me with your secrets. I quite literally dont know how to shut up. My street name is The Yapmaster9000.
I will unintentionally spill all tea.
I will unintentionally spill all tea.