They certainly do get nice and warm before long 😏

Omg where'd you get that shirt, and where'd you get that skirt? Because they're both incredible and I GOTTA add them to my wardrobe ASAP 💜

the what now

Cutoff denim shirt shorts with a diaper has got to be the best combo ✨👌

*hypnomommy shows up at the door*

"I don't care who the government sends, I'm not doing age verification"

Be the change you want to see in the world 🙏

"have a nice day"

"Make me 😈"

Wrestling friends

🤝
"I got you for 3 minutes of playtime"
🤝

Babyfur friends

"This mofo won't stop urinating me off"

I get this thing where, even though I haven't had a cigarette since 2015, if I catch a whiff of someone smoking, my blood will feel like fire in my veins and I'll crave it like nothing else. Idk wtf they put in those things but the addiction they create is no joke.

I'd love to see one in action beyond the physics class demonstrations. Like I see coil guns and rail guns out the wazoo, some incorrectly labeled as gauss guns because it sounds cooler, but nobody seems to be making the "thing hits this other thing which launches this third thing" gun

If you bring a friend, it could be fucking inten(t)se

One man's bad end is another man's good end 🥰

What happens with Patches, stays with Patches 👌

Do what you need to take care of yourself, you always come first 💜