Paden Silver
padensilver.bsky.social
Paden Silver
@padensilver.bsky.social
High functioning gentleman geek who supports Sex Workers. I am older than the Internet. Love cooking, board games, and classic cocktails. Home in Portland Oregon and travel allover.
I never shame hentai kinks because technically we all have a tentacle living in our mouth.
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"I'm stubborn as those garbage bags
that Time cannot decay,
I'm junk but I'm still holding up
this little wild bouquet" Leonard Cohen
April 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A provider once asked me to slow dance, just dance with her to the song that was playing, coming into her incall after tacos. That moment is now always playing in my head. People like that are just the best.
April 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A provider just drew a bunny on her breast while I was getting dressed so I could say bye to it... Be still my heart for this is all I want in the world.
March 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm a man who likes rugged coast lines and cold nights with mulled wine.
March 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This vibe or don't bother me.
February 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Reposted by Paden Silver
February 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Booking a spring romantic escape. I still believe the best part of seeing a companion is making romantic dreams come true.
February 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Paden Silver
@valetparker.bsky.social has just created the most amazing resource list I've seen in ages!

Yall have to check it out and let's give her the flowers she deserves!

thesnarkyseductress.com/no-shame%2C-...
The Snarky Seductress
Get your daily dose of sharp truths and scandalous takes-only in The Snarky Seductress
thesnarkyseductress.com
January 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Paden's Rules: Never forget that beautiful woman is spending their time on you, treat it like the gift it is.
December 20, 2024 at 4:18 PM
This plays in my mind every time I see an ad that says 'submissive'
December 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Logged into a work meeting to someone saying "Is anyone else on this meeting a lawyer?" I need hit the mute button so fast in all my life.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a black background with the words `` mods ... mute this user '' on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a black background with the words `` mods ... mute this user '' on it .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2024 at 8:42 PM
"And I was working so hard to stay off the naughty list" -proper things to say when she walks into the room.
December 6, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Introduce yourself as a TV character

High IQ, zero ability to not say the thing that pops into my head.
December 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Paden's Rules: Never ask for her attention without providing appropriate compensation. Never spend time or money when gratitude isn't returned.
December 2, 2024 at 6:08 PM