Paddy The Spy
@paddythespy.bsky.social
Three quarks for muster Mark. But John's meanderings like bend of bay and swerve of shore seem like he's a quark short of stability.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Three quarks for muster Mark. But John's meanderings like bend of bay and swerve of shore seem like he's a quark short of stability.
"Less than 20 countries" (sic). How standards have fallen.
You are not even trying to pretend to be a paper of record these days.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck Bezos and the horse he rode in on.
You are not even trying to pretend to be a paper of record these days.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck Bezos and the horse he rode in on.
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"Less than 20 countries" (sic). How standards have fallen.
You are not even trying to pretend to be a paper of record these days.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck Bezos and the horse he rode in on.
You are not even trying to pretend to be a paper of record these days.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck Bezos and the horse he rode in on.
Just fuck off Washington Post. Who gives a shit. You let it go dark and democracy is dead. Fuck you again.
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Just fuck off Washington Post. Who gives a shit. You let it go dark and democracy is dead. Fuck you again.
Just a thought but when i stopped eating avocado toast with provolone i was able to buy the first of my twelve homes.
January 22, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Just a thought but when i stopped eating avocado toast with provolone i was able to buy the first of my twelve homes.
Not really news. A printing error.
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Not really news. A printing error.
RIP Bob, California forever!
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
RIP Bob, California forever!
Is that you Glen?
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Is that you Glen?
Please be responsible. This doesn't look like the same guy. John Ross and variants is a fairly common name. There's a well known British talk show host and DJ called Johnathan Ross.
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Please be responsible. This doesn't look like the same guy. John Ross and variants is a fairly common name. There's a well known British talk show host and DJ called Johnathan Ross.
There shall be no witnesses.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck you, Washington Post.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck you, Washington Post.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
There shall be no witnesses.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck you, Washington Post.
You let it go dark, now democracy is dead. Fuck you, Washington Post.
Is this the first time you've come across the NYTpitchbot?
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is this the first time you've come across the NYTpitchbot?
Are they all drunk all the time?
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Are they all drunk all the time?
You let it go dark, democracy is dead. You are reduced to trying to tell ME what to do with a half a bottle of wine 🍷🤔. You are fucking useless.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You let it go dark, democracy is dead. You are reduced to trying to tell ME what to do with a half a bottle of wine 🍷🤔. You are fucking useless.
We've all been there.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We've all been there.
They are two cheeks of the same arse.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They are two cheeks of the same arse.
This is what happens when you're drunk in charge of an army!
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is what happens when you're drunk in charge of an army!
Fog of whiskey , more like.
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Fog of whiskey , more like.
So he is to meet the dildo of consequences, who never turns up lubed.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So he is to meet the dildo of consequences, who never turns up lubed.
Can SCOTUS sink any lower than this?
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Can SCOTUS sink any lower than this?
You are just fucking useless at the Washington Post. A headline and post devoid of context.
FACT: Brazil's per capita co2 emissions is 2.2 T, considerably lower than the USA at 13.8 T , the global average of 7.7 T and the EU average of 5.5 T.
What else are you doing to help fascism today?
FACT: Brazil's per capita co2 emissions is 2.2 T, considerably lower than the USA at 13.8 T , the global average of 7.7 T and the EU average of 5.5 T.
What else are you doing to help fascism today?
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You are just fucking useless at the Washington Post. A headline and post devoid of context.
FACT: Brazil's per capita co2 emissions is 2.2 T, considerably lower than the USA at 13.8 T , the global average of 7.7 T and the EU average of 5.5 T.
What else are you doing to help fascism today?
FACT: Brazil's per capita co2 emissions is 2.2 T, considerably lower than the USA at 13.8 T , the global average of 7.7 T and the EU average of 5.5 T.
What else are you doing to help fascism today?
Fuck off Washington Post and fuck off Bezos. You are the darkness that killed democracy. Fuck you again.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Fuck off Washington Post and fuck off Bezos. You are the darkness that killed democracy. Fuck you again.
He's a fascist. Fuck him. And BTW fuck you Washington Post for normalizing fascists.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
He's a fascist. Fuck him. And BTW fuck you Washington Post for normalizing fascists.
Happy now Washington Post. You let it go dark, democracy died and ignorance reigns.
Did i say fuck you. If not then fuck you.
Did i say fuck you. If not then fuck you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Happy now Washington Post. You let it go dark, democracy died and ignorance reigns.
Did i say fuck you. If not then fuck you.
Did i say fuck you. If not then fuck you.
'Marxist' my arse! The totality of Mamdani's platform would not raise an eyebrow at any center or center left party conference in Europe. Including FF and FG.
Stop with the false 'balance' and call out his detractors for what they are, that is rich sociopaths.
Stop with the false 'balance' and call out his detractors for what they are, that is rich sociopaths.
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
'Marxist' my arse! The totality of Mamdani's platform would not raise an eyebrow at any center or center left party conference in Europe. Including FF and FG.
Stop with the false 'balance' and call out his detractors for what they are, that is rich sociopaths.
Stop with the false 'balance' and call out his detractors for what they are, that is rich sociopaths.
A once great news organization is reduced to this bullshit.
FUCK OFF WASHINGTON POST.
Democracy is dead because you are the darkness. Fuck off again.
FUCK OFF WASHINGTON POST.
Democracy is dead because you are the darkness. Fuck off again.
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
A once great news organization is reduced to this bullshit.
FUCK OFF WASHINGTON POST.
Democracy is dead because you are the darkness. Fuck off again.
FUCK OFF WASHINGTON POST.
Democracy is dead because you are the darkness. Fuck off again.
The couch has published a tell-all biography.
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The couch has published a tell-all biography.