Removing this photo inappropriately disparages this American.

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Consider working as an adjunct for Methodist University's History department! Nice colleagues, interesting students. The catch: this job is in-person and MWF 9 - 9:50. Only candidates who can do that will be considered for this position.

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This is all sorts of problems, but just at the most micro level, where I still control at least some of the rules:

Students using AI: check your sources. A bad paper gets a bad grade; a paper with fake sources goes to the Honor Board. You want option A.

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Really enjoying condemnations of the new Pope for being “globalist.”

We began by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes." When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics."

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Thinking about all the good we could accomplish if we could simply teach people to call them Michelobs Ultra

I’m enjoying how critics used to think that the problem with Shakespeare was that he didn’t clean history up to fit what obviously should have happened. “"History, grosly taken, was neither proper to instruct, nor apt to please.’" … Authors should therefore "’contrive something … more accurate.’"

The simultaneous attempts to use the Fourteenth Amendment to end birthright citizenship *and* enshrine fetal personhood are… really something.

It’s at least my third viewing of Andor on account of how cool I am and how many friends I had in middle school. Anyway, it’s finally occurring to me that it’s a retelling of Casablanca, except (finally) from the perspective of Ugarte.

A friend shared this, and it works better for Any Day than for That Day. Mean every word.

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A good chunk of what anyone needs to know about me is that the appearance of this in my podcast feed elicited an extremely sincere and embarrassingly enthusiastic anticipatory “are you effing kidding me?” from my lips.

Nothing surprising here, really: it’s all part of the same pathology. But my students and I read an old translation of the Aeneid this semester and *boy* was Aeneas annoying. The students were dying to spend time with Dido, who seemed recognizably human.

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Happy American Bonfire Day!

The receipts are all there. Worth reading them year by year.

A well-supported take on Land Acknowledgements by @kathleenduval.bsky.social. Good intentions that “tend to reinforce the myth of Native disappearance and irrelevance,” or curdle into “ ‘moral exhibitionism.’” Opens up the question of What Words Can Accomplish.

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A Presidential Yacht isn’t actually weirder than, say, Camp David, but it *is* funnier.

Speaking of Camp David, Nixon apparently paved over its nature trails. Which is also funny.

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I taught my son’s 8th grade class about slaveholder marriages; afterward, the teacher had the students write me thank-you notes. Here’s what one said:

Dear Dr. O’Neil
Thank you for teaching me about the history on time travel and some other thing you taught us about

Pleasure’s all mine, my friend.

Maybe it’s a thing!