It’s ok but it’s no ‘dreaming’ by the Ting Tings…

I was living in Bermuda, my brother wrote to me with the newspaper report saying we were going to win the league……we didn’t…..

A bit like LFC’s transfer work this summer!

Yeah, I’ll let the bookshop know it’s a crook of shit tho!

Ah! That’s why I was so board!! Only joking!

I make a cracking, bastardised sweet and sour chicken, finessed by making it for countless staff meals!

All about the vibe I guess! 😩

Yeah and fairly average was the verdict, beautiful room tho!

I went to Luca last night in St John’s, I’m embarrassed to tell you what the bill was! One of the cheapest bottle of wines, shared starters and desserts but my god the bill!