paddydeets.bsky.social
@paddydeets.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No, if YOU can’t have love, you want power.

If I can’t have love, I want Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell.
July 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Was showing a coworker some pictures in my phone from this weekend and a Grindr notification popped up
a woman is drinking a cup of coffee in a bathroom
ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of coffee in a bathroom
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April 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Way deep down, I think I always knew that my well-off dodgeball friends were more conservative than they let on.

I just never expected to literally be let down by their core belief system :/
April 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The best part of working next to a college is definitely all the shirtless runners when the weather gets nice
April 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I wonder if people who are super buff and muscular are harder to cut thru. Like… for surgeons and stuff.
🤔🤔🤔
April 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What the research concluded:
Gay men have a stronger preference for the body odor of other gay men over straight men, and both of those over women.

The media headline:
Gay men can identify eachother by sniffing armpits

🙄🙄🙄
April 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Do three other people wanna go in on an order of AirTags with me? It’s like 4 for $80 so we just need 20 bucks and we can get one
March 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reposted
surely getting tatted up some more will help me feel better
March 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Forgot my AirPods at home.

And it’s leg day

😭😭
March 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Is he hot? Or is he just skinny with smooth skin?
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s a fingernail moon tonight.
Because that’s how long I let my fingernails get before I clip them
March 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Was reading thru my doctors notes from my last appointment.

He labeled me as “well nourished”
😐
February 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m only gonna pick up a few things from Costco… ($184 later)
February 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They heard my gay ass voice on the customer service line and connected me to the gay call center employee. Lmao
February 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM