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@cfcisnvil on twitter. Imm. Lawyer, FM's dad, AE's husband and Paco's (picture) human.

I have decided that this is generally a repository of dumb thoughts.

Thoughts =! Advice & my thoughts =! My employer's, whomever it is.
What's the name? Colorblind nightmare?
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
East India trading company! They're going through the classics
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Someone needs to bring a constitutional challenge a la SpaceX v. NLRB against EOIR. The same double protection against removal that's at play in NLRB, is at play with EOIR.

The issue will be harm. I'm unsure that the removability of these IJs by the next administration rises to the lvl needed.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Deregulation for businesses and cronies, but regulation for the little guy
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The case was always the enemies and licenses we made/lost along the way
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Most subservient speaker ever! 0 political talent.

Pelosi literally couped Biden. Boehner held the line. Fuck, Ryan got the chucklefucks to agree on stuff.

Him and McCarthy are just all up in Trump's grill.
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You mean to tell me that a city with a metro area of over 10 million souls has a very large tax base that's not going to be impacted by a few deep pockets leaving in person (while leaving all their physical assets behind)?

Who could have known?!
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Such an
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Become part of my polycule death cult.
a cartoon of a man with a beard and the words we are family
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a beard and the words we are family
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It was like 40 mins. Ago!

www.courtlistener.com/docket/71783...
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is a better article
qz.com/1454101/the-...
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Pretty sure this will happen to a LOT of ICE and CBP agents who have been recently hired if things return to normal. Last time standards were relaxed in the aughts, narco affiliated people were the ones who got the job.

www.nytimes.com/2009/12/18/u...
Hired by Customs, but Working for Mexican Cartels (Published 2009)
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We tried [literally nothing] and we are all out of ideas moment.

If you come for the king, you best not miss.
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you add a bunch, to another bunch, and to another bunch, you get the biggest bunch of them all!
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It was Buttigieg. He singlehandedly was keeping all the aircraft in the air. Once he left, the sky lord's protection left with him and crashes began to happen.
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lady's and gentlemen of the jury, here's some libations while you do your deliberations, and hopefully the verdicts turnt!

Everyone:
a man in a suit and tie is talking about jury duty
Alt: I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"the Dear Leader's cardiovascular age, validated by by ECG, was found to be 14 years younger than chronological age."
a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
ALT: a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM