I know you haven’t had a calzone in a while but just so you know…they’re still good.

I love that we yell before we sneeze like we’re about to detonate.

So…we all agree that we’re here for the honey bunches more than the oats, right?

Pretty messed up that we actually used to call them garbage men

I love that James Bond is supposed to be the world’s greatest spy and he’s famous for telling everyone he meets his actual name.

Omg do you think RDJ thought he was signing up to play Doctor Dolittle again?

I know they said parking signs are confusing in Los Angeles but this is ridiculous

oh my god I have no friends