If I found JK Rowling on fire, I would cross the street to piss over there instead of risking dousing one square millimeter of flame.

People aren’t upset about the eugenics undertones of Whatever Jeans. They’re upset about another generic, prototype-blank of a blonde forced on pop culture. Sydney Sweeney was manufactured , but got pulled out of the vat before she was fully formed. She’s a goon fantasy made mobile and she’s boring.

I for one would really appreciate a Sesame Street episode about the dangers of authoritarianism.

Clayton Kershaw’s homophobia. Dodgers visit Trump. All-Star Game in Atlanta (despite GA voting laws not changing since the game was taken away from Atlanta in 2021 due to said laws). Their firm embrace of Twitter.

MLB did the unthinkable: They made a lifelong fan feel gross about baseball.