CCCPikachu
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From the ashes we rise again....
The 12 Inches of Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The 12 Inches of Christmas
I went to the turd store and they said you ate everything already
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I went to the turd store and they said you ate everything already
New lore: SANTA IS A WAR VETERAN
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New lore: SANTA IS A WAR VETERAN
GRINCHED UNTIL I SCROOGED ALL OVER MY FACE
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
GRINCHED UNTIL I SCROOGED ALL OVER MY FACE
NEW DIRECTION, IT'S CALLED JORTH
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
NEW DIRECTION, IT'S CALLED JORTH
This wat it like being in the kitchen without a cheeky cooking beer fr
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This wat it like being in the kitchen without a cheeky cooking beer fr
Mr president, a second Monday just hit Garfield
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Mr president, a second Monday just hit Garfield
When you at T&T and see another white person
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you at T&T and see another white person
MCU < MCCU (Muppet Christmas Carol Universe)
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
MCU < MCCU (Muppet Christmas Carol Universe)
Yall mind if I hit the egg nog pipe when the kids around??????
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yall mind if I hit the egg nog pipe when the kids around??????
What if I told you it was possible to be 'double chinese'.
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What if I told you it was possible to be 'double chinese'.
If loving Christmas makes me a Snow-mosexual than yea, I love Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If loving Christmas makes me a Snow-mosexual than yea, I love Christmas
Its crazy this is the last thing Charlie Kirk ever saw 😢
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Its crazy this is the last thing Charlie Kirk ever saw 😢
Christmas bottoms are the present receivers and tops give them. What are you this year????? 🎁
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Christmas bottoms are the present receivers and tops give them. What are you this year????? 🎁
My phone every two weeks: "HEY WE MADE ANOTHER ANIMATED SLIDE SHOW OF YOUR DEAD DOG, ENJOY"
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My phone every two weeks: "HEY WE MADE ANOTHER ANIMATED SLIDE SHOW OF YOUR DEAD DOG, ENJOY"
Abbotsford mfs who built their homes at the bottom of a lake
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Abbotsford mfs who built their homes at the bottom of a lake
Drummer vs drummer, call it a beat off
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Drummer vs drummer, call it a beat off
MERRY PISSMASS ONE AND ALL. DON'T FORGET LEAVE A HOT STEAMING CUP OF URINE OUT FOR JOLLY OLE SAINT PISS!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
MERRY PISSMASS ONE AND ALL. DON'T FORGET LEAVE A HOT STEAMING CUP OF URINE OUT FOR JOLLY OLE SAINT PISS!!!!
Rapper named lil Charlie perc
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Rapper named lil Charlie perc
YOU have an Ebaneezer Scrooge beta mindset. I am a sigma Santa Maxxer. Before you even wake up I've wrapped five presents 🎁
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
YOU have an Ebaneezer Scrooge beta mindset. I am a sigma Santa Maxxer. Before you even wake up I've wrapped five presents 🎁
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A TALKING TURTLE
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A TALKING TURTLE
IM stern BUT fair. You scratch MY BALLS, i'll suck YOURS
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
IM stern BUT fair. You scratch MY BALLS, i'll suck YOURS
"Sorry dude, your eyes are fackin' retahdahd" - Boston optometrist
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Sorry dude, your eyes are fackin' retahdahd" - Boston optometrist
Stripper name: The Pillsbury Dick Boy
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stripper name: The Pillsbury Dick Boy