Oh no, oh no Jordan Sachs?? If it’s the same one, I knew that kid. Fuck, man.

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They appear to love it more than appearing in public with a Band-Aid on their head somewhere. Remarkable stuff.

I mean, I love it. Rochard was the vote, though, right?

Holy shit, lol

Get ‘em Kenny

How is everyone making these

Infuriating story about my hometown, but next time I see Krish around I will get to mention his nice arms, so, strikes and gutters I guess

Would you like us to assign someone?

Found this one years ago in Adams Morgan, same vibe.

Wait, they typically ask for those back??

Love a Saturn. Which orgeat?

Record diversity of TOOTBLAN this series

This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, man.

Also, I have no dog in this fight except I don’t want another AL East team winning, and resent the Jays especially.

No idea, but my theory is universal. Using the greatest guy in the universe as a convenient rebuttal is fine I guess, but I’m saying it’s holistically bad for the game. Also of course they pitched to him last night, did you see how tired he looked? He was like the wise old tree out there.

They absolutely ruined a beautiful thing with the auto-IBB and I’m still furious. It deprives the crowd of at least ninety seconds of booing and jeering a bunch of cowards who won’t even throw to our big guy. He needs to see at least four, as a humiliation ritual for the matchups-brain skipper.