ThempressBee
@pablobeecaso.bsky.social
Ellie Spectacular's right hand man and senior executive joke consultant. Exuberantly gay.
I know "attention to detail" is kind of an employment buzzword and people will throw it on their resumes, but I really mean it. I will in fact toot my own horn about this one. I like to say it was because I did a lot of iSpy as a kid, but in reality it's probably the 'tism.
August 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I know "attention to detail" is kind of an employment buzzword and people will throw it on their resumes, but I really mean it. I will in fact toot my own horn about this one. I like to say it was because I did a lot of iSpy as a kid, but in reality it's probably the 'tism.
Reminder to all my homies to get regular eye exams, even if you don't wear glasses. At least every few years if not more frequently. Especially if you have diabetes or have been told you are at higher risk for glaucoma. Take care of yer peepers
August 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reminder to all my homies to get regular eye exams, even if you don't wear glasses. At least every few years if not more frequently. Especially if you have diabetes or have been told you are at higher risk for glaucoma. Take care of yer peepers
Oh damn a mermaid dad????
August 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Oh damn a mermaid dad????
Sitting in a doctors office waiting room listening to two middle aged women talk about how they always have to clean up their husbands. I know this is nothing new, but I don't understand why they just...tolerate it. Have you talked to him about it?Does he know he's doing it? The straights are not ok
July 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sitting in a doctors office waiting room listening to two middle aged women talk about how they always have to clean up their husbands. I know this is nothing new, but I don't understand why they just...tolerate it. Have you talked to him about it?Does he know he's doing it? The straights are not ok
So the entire video game.... is building a fire... and sitting by it... #nintendodirect #ifthatgameis80dollarsimdoingamurder
July 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So the entire video game.... is building a fire... and sitting by it... #nintendodirect #ifthatgameis80dollarsimdoingamurder
A sign that my mental health is doing pretty okay right now actually: I talk and sing and dance to myself while home alone rather than silently dissociatedly shuffling around
July 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A sign that my mental health is doing pretty okay right now actually: I talk and sing and dance to myself while home alone rather than silently dissociatedly shuffling around
Clearly I'm just not trying hard enough! I should be pushing myself to my physical and mental limit at all times so eventually, instead of working and barely surviving, my chronic illnesses will progress to where I can be on disability and barely surviving!
July 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Clearly I'm just not trying hard enough! I should be pushing myself to my physical and mental limit at all times so eventually, instead of working and barely surviving, my chronic illnesses will progress to where I can be on disability and barely surviving!
I think I wanna rewatch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Not sure what made me think about it
July 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think I wanna rewatch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Not sure what made me think about it
Had a real nice moment sitting in the kitchen with my love, listening to her latest Fuser mix, making each other laugh with goofy nonsense, golden hour sun streaming through the window. I cherish the rare moments my brain is quiet but present enough to feel that way. Just at peace and vibing.
July 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Had a real nice moment sitting in the kitchen with my love, listening to her latest Fuser mix, making each other laugh with goofy nonsense, golden hour sun streaming through the window. I cherish the rare moments my brain is quiet but present enough to feel that way. Just at peace and vibing.
Let's play a fun new game called "Is my arthritis and its associated inflammation deteriorating my nerves causing this neuropathy, or is my EDS causing cervicocranial instability which is compressing my nerves and causing this neuropathy?" ™️
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Let's play a fun new game called "Is my arthritis and its associated inflammation deteriorating my nerves causing this neuropathy, or is my EDS causing cervicocranial instability which is compressing my nerves and causing this neuropathy?" ™️
Week 10 on T and just started an increased dose. Start preparing for my glorious mustache
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Week 10 on T and just started an increased dose. Start preparing for my glorious mustache
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We’re just innocent men
June 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We’re just innocent men
Bruh I had to skip ONE dose of my antidepressants because I ran out on a Sunday and I'm getting brain zaps a WEEK LATER what the fuck
June 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bruh I had to skip ONE dose of my antidepressants because I ran out on a Sunday and I'm getting brain zaps a WEEK LATER what the fuck
I am millimeters away from quitting this job, anyone wanna pay me for like yelling at your transphobic mom or something?
Other skills you could pay me for:
-yelling at Karens
-yelling at your insurance company
-proofreading
-parody songs
-hype man
Other skills you could pay me for:
-yelling at Karens
-yelling at your insurance company
-proofreading
-parody songs
-hype man
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I am millimeters away from quitting this job, anyone wanna pay me for like yelling at your transphobic mom or something?
Other skills you could pay me for:
-yelling at Karens
-yelling at your insurance company
-proofreading
-parody songs
-hype man
Other skills you could pay me for:
-yelling at Karens
-yelling at your insurance company
-proofreading
-parody songs
-hype man
The more I see of this cruel world the more I start to understand the "big horrible event" in Danganronpa. So I'm gonna need the world to get its shit together
June 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The more I see of this cruel world the more I start to understand the "big horrible event" in Danganronpa. So I'm gonna need the world to get its shit together
Tbh Iran can explode Ohio. I'm fine with that
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Tbh Iran can explode Ohio. I'm fine with that
So you're telling me not everyone looks up at the moon and just marvels at its ethereal beauty and feels a unique sort of peace and vitality from her (im gay)
June 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So you're telling me not everyone looks up at the moon and just marvels at its ethereal beauty and feels a unique sort of peace and vitality from her (im gay)
"Game recognize game" ? No no I said "gay recognize gay." What up my homo
June 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Game recognize game" ? No no I said "gay recognize gay." What up my homo
Humidity is the WORST I do not want to FEEL the AIR !!! WHY AM I STICKY
June 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Humidity is the WORST I do not want to FEEL the AIR !!! WHY AM I STICKY
I am on the verge of a 🎉mental breakdown 🎉 😋✌️🍬🎷🩷 but I can't do that because I don't have ✨health insurance✨ ❤️🕊️🍓🌹🫶😂🥰🎂💎
June 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I am on the verge of a 🎉mental breakdown 🎉 😋✌️🍬🎷🩷 but I can't do that because I don't have ✨health insurance✨ ❤️🕊️🍓🌹🫶😂🥰🎂💎
I make too much for Medicaid now. I am so completely and utterly boned
June 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I make too much for Medicaid now. I am so completely and utterly boned
Hien, tumblr ...tout d'abord, j'suis pas francais ... aussi, c'est pas le five nights freddy, j'ai pas besoin du beurres exotiques
June 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hien, tumblr ...tout d'abord, j'suis pas francais ... aussi, c'est pas le five nights freddy, j'ai pas besoin du beurres exotiques
You walk into the club and see me chugging this, wyd
June 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You walk into the club and see me chugging this, wyd
#deltarune #deltarunespoilers ok so the last line of the prophecy probably rhymes so it would rhyme with "way" and I know what the likely answer is but the funny answer is "the monster must be gay"
June 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
#deltarune #deltarunespoilers ok so the last line of the prophecy probably rhymes so it would rhyme with "way" and I know what the likely answer is but the funny answer is "the monster must be gay"
The other day I was, according to my partner, mumbling in my sleep (which occasionally happens) but then I very clearly said MOTHERFUCKER and she decided I probably needed to be woken up from whatever that was
June 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The other day I was, according to my partner, mumbling in my sleep (which occasionally happens) but then I very clearly said MOTHERFUCKER and she decided I probably needed to be woken up from whatever that was