I've noticed people using this platform for serious debates.

I did not get this memo.

...so anyway, then the police strongly requested that I stop drawing dicks on McDonald's windows.
More so as the amount of detail added.
I mean, it's all about the veins...

Call sausages "pig sticks".

See if it catches on

Why do ghosts always leave such cryptic messages?

Spirits need to be clearer

😏

I want to write an erotic novel in braille, then purposely spell key bits incorrectly.

So yeah...I'd punch a unicorn.

...So, anyway, there I was, burying the bodies of the Jehovah's Witnesses....

watch out for this PERVERT roaming airports pretending to be an ADULT HUMAN WOMAN

Telling everyone today that I've broken a tooth, just to see them grimace.

I have not broken a tooth.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

So today, I have mainly been taking paintings out of frames, painting ghosts on them in glow in the dark paint, and tomorrow I'll be putting them back in the shop

If there's something to know about me, it's that I adore movies that look like it was dreamed up by a child high on lead paint.
Example:

*whistling*

I like to ask people if they've ever shat themselves in a public place.
It's the only way to find out the speakers of the truth

I came in quite, quite drunk as a teen once, to find the family budgie had died. I took him out the cage, tried CPR, then realised he'd been admitted to the land of extweeters.
So I threw him over the back fence. As I watch him spin, it occured to me that he never flew that far alive.
True story