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Paul Starr
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Reach/grasp mismatch error. https://paulstarr.dev/
Oh HELL yes
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
this is indistinguishable from a joke
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
parametric riffing on that funny post I did that one time
October 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
New Textubes help system looking pro as hell
October 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
the failure, of course, flies anyway
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Textubes update:
- Save/Load flows
- Clear canvas
- Can now specify separator in Repeat node
- Template-based replacement node, aka "Mad Libs"

paulstarr.dev/textubes/
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
- More illustrative default node setup
- Node types now color-coded
- "Help Text" node outputs usage overview
- "Concatenate" renamed to "Join" for non-dorks
- Better typography
- Copypasta node includes My Immortal

paulstarr.dev/textubes/
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
added basic box drawing
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Textubes Fever: 𝑪𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒕! paulstarr.dev/textubes/
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Like this is the top comment on the first search result for “Classical Gas”
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I've been daydreaming about making this particular stupid contraption for years and now it's finally happening
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when I text her half an hour later that it's on the family plex server
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
wife asking me to find a british detective miniseries that's 30 years old and was never streamed got me feeling like
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another in the seemingly nonstop indicators that I married well: look at this birthday cake
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
when I say I married well it’s for a variety of reasons. An example: last night when tidying up her desk she says “found a chart I apparently drew” and hands over MALE REGRET ALIGNMENT
September 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Charlie Stross writing the Sad Boner Hacker main character in Accelerando and shaking his head the whole time so we'd know he disapproved
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
this remains my favorite line I've ever written in a manga translation
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
September 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
game of the YEAR
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
e.g.
August 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"Kids think their phones have haptics...they don't know shit. I was at Kobe for IEEE R&A '09. Bullshit? Friend, I have the video right here. Yeah, that's right. I fuckin'... [inaudible]."
August 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
here it is @fiofiorello.bsky.social’s description of a sandwich on Anime sickos podcast that made me laugh so hard I had to pull the car over, for safety reasons
August 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The imagery was just so vivid I couldn’t help myself
August 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
in my marriage it's usually molly who makes the joke that's just for one person, but today it's me
August 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
game of the year
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM