Fall in love again and again, woo!

AI elf jumpscare.

Money that could go to talented people, scientists, or even normal people that just want to live a life where all their needs are met instead goes to fuel a shallow hedonist lifestyle that nobody will ever be truly happy with, and even that will never be enough. That unfulfilling life must suck.

Yes, yes they are.
Maybe not all of them are in the moral sense but their existence is harmful to everything.
If I had billions of dollars I would keep some for myself, and then donate the rest of it to improve people's life as much as possible. But we all know that's not what's happening.

NGL I thought it was AI generated at first.

I'd rather drive a vintage car. Still a deathtrap, but at least much classier. 🤷

Glad they warn about it, I can't imagine how awkward it would be when I try to flirt with every account that appears on my feed!

Why is it Peter Griffin with a mohawk?

Perfect to cause fires, crashes and to heat other people's cars!

Whew, now I feel safer knowing that I can enjoy nature without leaves falling on me.

I don't have it clear, does it have REAL lobster bits? They should emphasize a couple times more.

Nah you see, freedom of speech is when people agree with all my beliefs and ideals, disagreements and criticism are censorship and a personal attack.

(Now seriously, that blogger isn't missing anything of value.)

Don't you want to IND/OUR SEENSES with their Vanilla Creßme Brie Đruleee?

Nobody should ever declare in public *period*, if the other person says no both people are now in a very awkward place and the person who was declared to will be the "bad" one by saying no.
Please never do that if you really love somebody.

50%, it was a lot of fun.

How about making functional wares instead of overengineered nonsense? Or is it not 'modern' enough for them?