Pinned
I am a changed woman and this book is to blame
April 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I am a changed woman and this book is to blame
"I'm gonna take a risk on this $12 sammie"
April 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"I'm gonna take a risk on this $12 sammie"
sometimes I wish I could turn into a cat and square up with him
April 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sometimes I wish I could turn into a cat and square up with him
it's hard being the biggest liberal bitch in the friend group
April 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
it's hard being the biggest liberal bitch in the friend group
Spite is such a driving force and sometimes it's the only thing that keeps u hanging on, but at least ur hanging
April 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Spite is such a driving force and sometimes it's the only thing that keeps u hanging on, but at least ur hanging
"it's gonna happen when you least expect in!🤪" WHY WOULD I NOT EXPECT IT??? Im fucking rad
April 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"it's gonna happen when you least expect in!🤪" WHY WOULD I NOT EXPECT IT??? Im fucking rad
thinking about how I (almost 30) just did a fashion show for my parents (late 50s) to show them my new leopard print floor length nightdress and knowing at this point in their lives they had 2 babies is just kind wild
April 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
thinking about how I (almost 30) just did a fashion show for my parents (late 50s) to show them my new leopard print floor length nightdress and knowing at this point in their lives they had 2 babies is just kind wild
I just took a hot shower and now I'm sipping on a cold dr pepper😎😎😎😎😎😎16 yr old me would shit her pants if she saw me rn
April 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I just took a hot shower and now I'm sipping on a cold dr pepper😎😎😎😎😎😎16 yr old me would shit her pants if she saw me rn
where did the Devil learn the guitar???
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
where did the Devil learn the guitar???
there is no glory in suffering, drink the pepto
February 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
there is no glory in suffering, drink the pepto
I think I deserve to have a vice; a lil bad habit, a tiny addiction, a petite problem, ya know? just a lil something something to get me through
February 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think I deserve to have a vice; a lil bad habit, a tiny addiction, a petite problem, ya know? just a lil something something to get me through
Every time I wanna Google something, I'm just gonna start asking my friends to see if they know
February 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Every time I wanna Google something, I'm just gonna start asking my friends to see if they know
it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with lov
February 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with loved ones it's totally okay to set boundaries with lov
that scene in He's Just Not That Into You when she smashes the mirror in rage and then comes back to clean it immediately lives in my soul
February 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
that scene in He's Just Not That Into You when she smashes the mirror in rage and then comes back to clean it immediately lives in my soul
the life I could have lived haunts me like a ghost. she's in every corner of my house. though an illusion, I still catch glimpses every now and then
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the life I could have lived haunts me like a ghost. she's in every corner of my house. though an illusion, I still catch glimpses every now and then
me: *wears jewelry to a social gathering*
everyone there (I presume): "omg it's so obvious she doesn't normally wear jewelry!!!! what a faker!!!"
everyone there (I presume): "omg it's so obvious she doesn't normally wear jewelry!!!! what a faker!!!"
February 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
me: *wears jewelry to a social gathering*
everyone there (I presume): "omg it's so obvious she doesn't normally wear jewelry!!!! what a faker!!!"
everyone there (I presume): "omg it's so obvious she doesn't normally wear jewelry!!!! what a faker!!!"
adventure time def influenced me bc I loved playing w/ magic cards, eating pie, and farting
February 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
adventure time def influenced me bc I loved playing w/ magic cards, eating pie, and farting
who let Once Upon a Time Pinocchio out???
January 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
who let Once Upon a Time Pinocchio out???
one time I had a girl hit on me by solving a Rubik's cube really fast and it FUCKING WORKED
January 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
one time I had a girl hit on me by solving a Rubik's cube really fast and it FUCKING WORKED
me: I had to delete my dating sim game bc it was taking up too much space on my phone
ster: nooooo that brought you so much joy 🥺🥺🥺
ster: nooooo that brought you so much joy 🥺🥺🥺
January 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
me: I had to delete my dating sim game bc it was taking up too much space on my phone
ster: nooooo that brought you so much joy 🥺🥺🥺
ster: nooooo that brought you so much joy 🥺🥺🥺
good news everyone, I had a headache so I laid down for a lil nap and now it's worse 🥹
January 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
good news everyone, I had a headache so I laid down for a lil nap and now it's worse 🥹
I'd be so hot if jewelry wasn't overstimulating
January 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I'd be so hot if jewelry wasn't overstimulating
