possum ii
@p0ssiblym4ybe.bsky.social
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (that’s me screaming)
getting in drag tonight so there’d better be cameras there (unless i look bad, in which case i’m crawling into the melbourne’s intricate sewer system and never returning)
August 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
getting in drag tonight so there’d better be cameras there (unless i look bad, in which case i’m crawling into the melbourne’s intricate sewer system and never returning)
i may have only moved an hour away from melbourne city but that’s not going to stop me from complaining about it and lying telling people that i live in amish country
August 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
i may have only moved an hour away from melbourne city but that’s not going to stop me from complaining about it and lying telling people that i live in amish country
good morning i’m going through every moment in which i’ve fumbled a guy but with voiceover and silly sound effects like it’s australia’s funniest home videos
August 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
good morning i’m going through every moment in which i’ve fumbled a guy but with voiceover and silly sound effects like it’s australia’s funniest home videos
how would one go about getting a job being a tour guide in melbourne, but it’s just cruising spots, gutters i’ve passed out in, and gay saunas?
July 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
how would one go about getting a job being a tour guide in melbourne, but it’s just cruising spots, gutters i’ve passed out in, and gay saunas?
nobody knows this but if you connect all the moles on my body with pen it spells out fiona apple’s poem “when the pawn”
June 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
nobody knows this but if you connect all the moles on my body with pen it spells out fiona apple’s poem “when the pawn”
solo volta listening party commencing
April 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
solo volta listening party commencing
getting signs from ig that i need a big dumb boyfriend (bodybuilder content)
April 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
getting signs from ig that i need a big dumb boyfriend (bodybuilder content)
have kinda come around to the state of my teeth. love having giant crooked teeth kinda. gnashers. fierce. intimidating. i might bite.
March 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
have kinda come around to the state of my teeth. love having giant crooked teeth kinda. gnashers. fierce. intimidating. i might bite.
still giggling to myself about the cbat situation
March 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
still giggling to myself about the cbat situation
girl on real housewives of melbourne complaining about the western suburbs oooh i need to go to pride of our footscray to offset that dig
March 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
girl on real housewives of melbourne complaining about the western suburbs oooh i need to go to pride of our footscray to offset that dig
tried one of the wraps they sell at work and why do people keep on buying these they taste like indifference and malaise
March 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
tried one of the wraps they sell at work and why do people keep on buying these they taste like indifference and malaise
talking myself through the way i used to go out two-three years ago but in my elderly nursing home voice
March 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
talking myself through the way i used to go out two-three years ago but in my elderly nursing home voice
if i chose a different name i think i’d choose “b” and all of my friends would know me as “b” and they’d wonder what that was short for, agonise over it, imaginations constantly running wild, until one day i relent after their incessant requests, i’d pull out my id and it would say “bea”
March 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
if i chose a different name i think i’d choose “b” and all of my friends would know me as “b” and they’d wonder what that was short for, agonise over it, imaginations constantly running wild, until one day i relent after their incessant requests, i’d pull out my id and it would say “bea”
some people disagree, or sneer at my morning ritual of chugging a redbull upon waking up, but it’s the only way i can get the ball rolling, and by ball i mean my heart, and by rolling i mean experiencing moderate-mild palpitations
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
some people disagree, or sneer at my morning ritual of chugging a redbull upon waking up, but it’s the only way i can get the ball rolling, and by ball i mean my heart, and by rolling i mean experiencing moderate-mild palpitations
just experienced the same where’s my birth certificate panic but for the photos of the back of my retina
February 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
just experienced the same where’s my birth certificate panic but for the photos of the back of my retina
thinking of becoming more nonbinary as a response to the rise in f*scism, i’m different
February 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
thinking of becoming more nonbinary as a response to the rise in f*scism, i’m different
still not over telling the girls that i was kept down a year in primary school and their response being “that makes sense for you”
February 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
still not over telling the girls that i was kept down a year in primary school and their response being “that makes sense for you”
unfortunately dropping out of things last minute has had nasty consequences (not getting invited to things)
February 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
unfortunately dropping out of things last minute has had nasty consequences (not getting invited to things)
the urge to shave my head…
a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
the urge to shave my head…
been locked tf in to minecraft i can’t lie
February 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
been locked tf in to minecraft i can’t lie
i don’t think there’s a way in which i can talk about being mistaken for a trans guy in dating situations without it potentially being problematic but just know that i love you boys
February 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i don’t think there’s a way in which i can talk about being mistaken for a trans guy in dating situations without it potentially being problematic but just know that i love you boys
idk why but people kissing on the train seems unhygienic
February 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
idk why but people kissing on the train seems unhygienic
a gay guy lorde coverband called no lordes refused
January 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
a gay guy lorde coverband called no lordes refused
i’m too pretty and kind to be getting fucked over by my employer the way that i currently am
January 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
i’m too pretty and kind to be getting fucked over by my employer the way that i currently am