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Aging hipster dans une grande ville
When you're driving solo on a snowy interstate and pop in a Fountains of Wayne cd:
a back to the future car is driving down a dark street at night .
ALT: a back to the future car is driving down a dark street at night .
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December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
When you're driving solo on a snowy interstate and pop in a Fountains of Wayne cd:
Me when someone asks me if I like Samurai movies:
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me when someone asks me if I like Samurai movies:
When they mix up the Scully lathe used in the blue room with the Scully lathe you personally own:
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When they mix up the Scully lathe used in the blue room with the Scully lathe you personally own:
That one aunt who don't play about her pour over
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That one aunt who don't play about her pour over
Important World Series info
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Important World Series info
"a few small beers" is chicken jockey for 35+ year old dudes
October 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"a few small beers" is chicken jockey for 35+ year old dudes
In the Russian dub of Seinfeld, it's "You made out during 'Come and See'?!"
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In the Russian dub of Seinfeld, it's "You made out during 'Come and See'?!"
"The world is a vampire" I whisper under my breath as I take another sip of my $30 erewhon Billy Corgan goth juice.
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"The world is a vampire" I whisper under my breath as I take another sip of my $30 erewhon Billy Corgan goth juice.
One Battle After Another was an elaborate campaign by Pynchon to launch Shadow Ticket.
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One Battle After Another was an elaborate campaign by Pynchon to launch Shadow Ticket.
So RUSH just announced they're touring again for the first time in 11 years. Drummer Anika Nilles will make history as the first female drummer to perform with RUSH. She'll also make history as the first woman to attend a RUSH concert!
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So RUSH just announced they're touring again for the first time in 11 years. Drummer Anika Nilles will make history as the first female drummer to perform with RUSH. She'll also make history as the first woman to attend a RUSH concert!
You KNOW that if Taylor wrote the line "I'm madly in anger with you" Swifties would lose their mind
October 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You KNOW that if Taylor wrote the line "I'm madly in anger with you" Swifties would lose their mind
Dudes who feasted last week on One Battle After Another, Geese and Jeff Tweedy watching their wives enjoy new Taylor today:
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dudes who feasted last week on One Battle After Another, Geese and Jeff Tweedy watching their wives enjoy new Taylor today:
Grammys announce new category: "Best musical tribute to your fiancé's dick"
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Grammys announce new category: "Best musical tribute to your fiancé's dick"
Let's get this trending!
October 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Let's get this trending!
Glad I was raised Catholic so I can "get" Fellini films
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glad I was raised Catholic so I can "get" Fellini films