Startling insight here. Rest easy, Mr Bangs, music journalism is in good hands.

I dare you to say who should play Updike in a biopic.

We try but end up here

When someone says they’re a film buff and Shawshank Redemption is their favourite film

Have always been comforted by their modest ambition.

Well, good news, I guess, that they don't anymore.

[Or - with apols to M Hedberg - drones still stalk, murder and kidnap, but they used to too.]