Don’t let Azure know you’re in a rush, it can smell desperation and it will attack.

Can’t listen to Tim Cook without hearing Mason Verger

Browsing Prime Video is like walking around blockbuster in the 90’s. Mutant Alligator 4, The Brain, Demolition Man, Total Recall. I love it.

Charging a phone with a non fast charger is excruciating. How did we ever get anything done.

Starbucks isn’t even a coffee shop anymore. It’s a non alcoholic cocktail bar that uses coffee in some drinks ☕️🍸🍹

Heart sinks as they ask what size of flat white I want 😔 this is going to suck.

Is there anything more disappointing than Siri?

2025 so far has been a lot of listening to The College Dropout while crying and wishing Ye would stop tweeting.

I read that ChatGPT consumes the same energy as 117 towns — every year. Surely as a civilisation, we are going to do something better than anime selfies and bullshit LinkedIn posts?

Strong suspicion that “digital transformation” has delivered more value to management consultancies’ bottom lines than to clients.

I can’t decide which is the bigger disappointment in tech: the state of smart homes or Siri

The modern sunk cost dilemma:
Do I just do the task manually (1 hour),
or spend that same hour fixing the damn prompt?