Zoranda invited me to her place for Christmas this year, but when I got there apparently she neglected to tell me about the dress code. Good thing she thinks "unwrapping is half the fun anyways"!
A wonderful pic of my lovely human self and Zoranda by @lbt9000.bsky.social ! :D

The city guards of this frozen city told me they desperately needed my services. And after speaking with the local barkeep, I realized there's far deeper issues at hand.
Damn, I look good in any setting, don't I? :3c
Another great pic by @drawmadillo.bsky.social ! :D

It's not every day I get to treat myself to being skyscraper sized. The next few blocks better watch out!
For legal reasons, this is only a virtual world. No injuries or property damage were sustained. 🙂
Another great pic of me by FrAnubis_Fur on FA! :D

Sure Finn has the bigger dick out of us, but I doubt his balls are anywhere near as big and productive as mine. Sadly, no one says "bigger balls tops", so we may need to settle this the old-fashioned way...
A beautiful pic by @pillowymounds.bsky.social of myself and their hella hung short king Finn!

I wanted SEPTEMBER to be fancy now that I've made the ancient android have a personality. Seems like he's finally beginning to understand why us organics tend to decorate ourselves with clothes. Spiffing, wouldn't you agree? :3c
A beautiful pic by @drawmadillo.bsky.social ! :D

Ceiling wah is checking to make sure you have your yearly dose of Freedom™️ today

Good grief, only 35 minutes into being a god and I get pounced by this foxy MILF goddess! I feel like I'm gonna spawn a whole new universe if she keeps this up! D:
Art by @pillowymounds.bsky.social and featuring D'Jeane who belongs to Ashtrek on FA! :D

"Your attempts at humoring me are admirable, mister Dhrystone, but you and I both know there's no weaseling your way out of any driving restrictions."
Oh well, thought it was worth a shot.
My handsome self and my police mare Natalie done up by @drawmadillo.bsky.social ! :D

It's not every day I get to haul a bakery around! And this one's looking forward to being stuffed a Boston creme pie! First, I gotta 'knead this dough', so to speak...
Art by @pillowymounds.bsky.social and Wimpy the goodest girl belongs to @emzietowers.bsky.social ! :D

Oh no, I've been de-wah-ified! Thankfully I still look great :3c
My human reference courtesy of @drawmadillo.bsky.social ! :D

Poof! Inc sent me to a world of Middle Eastern mythos and I met a djinni named Rilia. For my first wish, I wanted to bring into existence a video game long since considered a myth itself.
BEST.
DECISION.
EVER!!!

Done up by @drawmadillo.bsky.social as a b-day gift for a good friemd of mine on FA :D

I still can't believe I was singled out by Jaanada to be placed between her tits during her lecture on 'how not to be a shitty macro' 😱
A very scarousing comm by @pillowymounds.bsky.social ! :D

Meri Chrysler everyone! Here's some older yuletide comms featuring my feminine side, courtesy of @lbt9000.bsky.social and @brokencreation.bsky.social :D

Despite his best efforts, Ozark still found himself gaining weight and decided to investigate. He knew his balls were heavy, but not THIS heavy 😱
Art by @egun.bsky.social ! :D

I'm not very good at social media, so here goes:

Hello, my name is Ozark. I'm a bulgy wah found in the weirdest places. What's shakin'?

These are just a couple of my favorite comms about me, and you can find more like them (and many of my other OCs) on my FA and X!

Ceiling wah is watching you and is wondering if you have any dijon mustard. :3c