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ozymandingus.bsky.social
this fuckin guy
@ozymandingus.bsky.social
professional moron.
this one also works
April 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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April 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
the happiest clown with the biggest frown
April 5, 2024 at 5:22 AM
“i’m processing”

bitch u pouting
April 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
hey hbo max

stop showing me this stupid thumbnail of the skinny black guy in his underwear.
April 4, 2024 at 4:10 AM
serving size: 3! (:
me, having had 57 and moving on to 58: … hmm
April 3, 2024 at 4:08 AM
permit me to do what i want and i will
April 2, 2024 at 2:10 AM
white claw tastes like criminal trespassing
March 27, 2024 at 12:05 AM
me trying to get stable 30 fps on dragon’s dogma 2
March 24, 2024 at 1:59 PM
what
March 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
daytime saké
March 16, 2024 at 5:18 PM
March 16, 2024 at 1:42 PM
just beat sekiro. incredible. how exhilarating it is to beat such a difficult game and in such an intense way too. wow i’m so happy rn hahah!
March 15, 2024 at 1:23 AM
i’ve said it a million times but man, sekiro is a gd masterpiece.
March 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
alright bluesky; cast iron or stainless steel?

(there’s a wrong answer btw)
March 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
i like to assert my dominance in the household by cutting my steak w the chef’s knife
March 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
instructions unclear; ejaculating.
March 10, 2024 at 11:03 PM
daytime whiskey
March 9, 2024 at 6:51 PM
March 9, 2024 at 1:57 PM
“i’m not like you people; i’m loved!”
March 9, 2024 at 12:12 AM
March 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
feel like ska is poised for a comeback
March 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
a wise man speaks because he has something to say, a foolish man speaks because he has to say something.
March 6, 2024 at 6:13 PM
englands be like “schewwpid”
March 6, 2024 at 4:04 AM
pee pee poo poo
March 6, 2024 at 3:57 AM