William Burnet
@ozymandias23.bsky.social
Always in search of a bakery.
Future indoor cycling world champion.
Aspiring to write something without a typo.
My cat disavows any knowledge of my activities.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 🌻
@aegis.blue
Future indoor cycling world champion.
Aspiring to write something without a typo.
My cat disavows any knowledge of my activities.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 🌻
@aegis.blue
That triceratops in the background didn’t know what hit it. 😁
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That triceratops in the background didn’t know what hit it. 😁
Al Capone's safe live on
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Al Capone's safe live on
Reposted by William Burnet
Well, they said "nothing to see here". These 🤬🤬 people.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Well, they said "nothing to see here". These 🤬🤬 people.
He was going to do it by decree, but decided to show everyone how honest he is and had his handpicked board do it by proxy instead.
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He was going to do it by decree, but decided to show everyone how honest he is and had his handpicked board do it by proxy instead.
Just me contemplating the millions of little places they have screwed with things and the monumental effort it will take to unfuck all of it.
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just me contemplating the millions of little places they have screwed with things and the monumental effort it will take to unfuck all of it.
Reposted by William Burnet
I showed these to my husband last night and he made me laugh with this one: "He looks like he's in a lover's spat with the lamp and the lamp is winning."
bsky.app/profile/astr...
bsky.app/profile/astr...
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I showed these to my husband last night and he made me laugh with this one: "He looks like he's in a lover's spat with the lamp and the lamp is winning."
bsky.app/profile/astr...
bsky.app/profile/astr...