Jack’s crushing depression
Jack’s crushing depression
@ozymandias15.bsky.social
Currently touching grass and may not return.
May I suggest a Silk Road? Start with an Italian salad, have a Chinese main dish, and have gelato for desert
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hope he dies soon. And Elon too.
February 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is one of your best jokes but you forgot NOFORN
August 23, 2024 at 2:00 AM
You can fly into Greenville and drive up, not a bad drive.
December 24, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Arguing*
December 23, 2023 at 5:09 PM
I’m going to try to Bonsai my daughter
December 23, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Beautiful!
December 23, 2023 at 5:01 PM
The irony of a state engaging in human trafficking while a refusing for stricter border control to stop human trafficking.
December 23, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Doing my best! It’s another girl and I’m very excited about embracing girl dad life. She’s arriving in March. I’ve learned that I can do a lot of Asian dishes by doubling ginger and adding dark soy.
December 23, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Tonight I’m making bierrocks, and then for Christmas I’m cooking steaks, and sautéeing some green beans from our garden this year that I blanched and froze.
December 23, 2023 at 4:53 PM
It’s inspired me to do the same for the two schools close to my office.
December 23, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Ugh. I agree. And right now with BabyOzy 2.0 on the way, I’m prohibited from using onion or garlic because my wife can’t stand it. I’m dyin’
December 23, 2023 at 4:48 PM
More like Kenneth Pleasbro
October 20, 2023 at 7:39 PM
What are you shooting on nowadays? I bought an entry-level rebel for baby pics that I need to use more
October 19, 2023 at 11:06 PM
This library is super nice. Well done.
September 21, 2023 at 2:47 AM
I need one too since I’m turning 35 this month. Should be an automatic gift lol
September 7, 2023 at 11:18 PM
NO. He has gone to the big pocket sand in the sky
August 10, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Kate’s closer to me lol
July 28, 2023 at 1:43 PM
Glad we reconnected over here!
July 28, 2023 at 1:41 PM
I just bought new detectors for the entire house after ours started chirping and going off randomly after I replaced the batteries lol
July 26, 2023 at 10:42 AM
It’s time for a rewatch
July 14, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Can we also acknowledge that the expectation of revenue sharing for “twitter creators” is absolutely fucking insane though?
July 11, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Reporting!
July 10, 2023 at 12:45 AM