Mike
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Mike
@ozmachine.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We’re in deep orange doodoo. Prove me wrong.
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Would you rather eat Star Wars or Star Trek spaghetti?
April 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was never able to sit through a Kanye album, much the same way I can't sit through a Kanye tweetstorm.
April 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The one man who could bankrupt a casino is betting with the livelihoods of every person on the planet.
April 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Elon talking to his therapist
YouTube video by The Slappable Jerk
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April 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How to disable a robot dog if it attacks you
YouTube video by Hoog
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April 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The official (secure) government channels of communication might not support emojis, so there’s that.
March 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
March 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Nothing quite like the feeling of putting random thoughts on paper
March 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Myers’ impression is priceless: “Glitch!”

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Elon Musk Cold Open - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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March 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not that it truly made a difference, but I actually left Lindsey Graham a voicemail today. Seeing his “outrage” at Zelenskyy was so amazingly dumb. Graham’s the fakest person alive.
February 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Trump’s appointees aren’t based on “merit,” but loyalty. Fox News hosts, pro wrestling personalities, and d-grade podcasters. As “leaders.” What a joke.
February 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The guy who caused Jan. 6th blaming Ukraine for the Russian invasion is no surprise. What’s stupefying is the fact that people keep falling for his nonsense B.S.

When’s Lindsey Graham gonna say “count me out” again? When Putin himself invades the capital?
February 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Elon may find himself in the same position as Trump’s other old cronies: sued into oblivion. Just ask Giuliani.
Can you sue Elon Musk? Rep. Raskin lays out class action lawsuit theory after Treasury data accessed
Rep. Jamie Raskin joins The Weekend to break down his new theory to combat Elon Musk accessing personal data.
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February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Alexa, fire Jeff Bezos.”

“I’m not quite sure how to help you with that.”

(Files bug report)
February 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trump’s obviously a Cobra Commander, but I’m back and forth on whether Musk is a Destro or Serpentor…
February 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We expect companies to go through strict measures for protecting sensitive data, but Elon Musk literally walks in with some tech-bro teens and goes on a personal/financial data field trip?
February 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
February 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by Mike
Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Tariff-ing the world and alienating existing and potential employees, clients, etc. Americans must fight back against the MAGA nonsense.
The cost of DEI cuts: Why some are turning to economic protest
"You don't let a man and those who commit to his ideology and the way that he wants to operate within society to influence you so much so that you forget your own humanity and understanding the fact o...
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February 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Quitting the Meta universe feels like sealing a tomb of ravenous zombies.
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Ditching Meta completely as soon as I get the download link for the data. It’ll be almost exactly 20 years since I originally joined.

Bluesky is cool, but what I really want is what Facebook set out to originally be: “a place for friends.” Not a toxic heap of junk.
January 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What’s the Six Million Dollar Man up to these days? Did he get any upgrades? Did his warranty run out?
January 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM