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Eldred
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Cranky Old Bloke. Curmudgeon. Ancient Nerd. Labor through and through.
Trump openly declared his nature, a warning we should have heeded.
Like the scorpion in "The Scorpion and the Frog," Trump's actions align with his established character. He echoes the scorpion's rationale, urging us to recognize his true nature. He essentially asked, "Why would you trust a snake?"
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Who said that a nation that forgets its history is doomed to repeat its mistakes but at least the costumes will be more fabulous the second time around? and the tyrant's greatest fear is that the sound of laughter and opposition is not treason but the lifeblood of a free society spreading widely. FT
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Sad to to see the pinnacles of the US defense forces reduced to hostages of a madman where everything is starting to look the same. Was the command from above to have their heads shaved as well and buckle under to to a dickhead wearing a peewee herman suit 2 sizes too small, it makes you wonder.
October 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljQ2...
Chumbawamba - The Day the Nazi Died

The World is Riddled with MAGAs the MAGAs are Getting Fat..
August 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Chumbawamba - The Day the Nazi Died

The world is riddled with maggots; the maggots are getting fat
The World is Riddled with MAGAs; the MAGAs are Getting Fat.
August 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
They thought they were being clever by half but were betraying their 'wonderful secret' to all.

"Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?"

enigma + anagram = gamine

The poem is a boast of a common perversion of street urchins and rent-boys and young girls to be used and then discarded.
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Where and why is the stand-up and man-up to to what-the-fuck is going up in America with the other evil lizard entity doing harm to the whole universe. Who's to tell him NO - you're dead wrong in everything 'believed'. NO - The World Economy doesn't actually work in that way. Cowards back down sad
July 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
1st monkey - The banana stand is giving away bananas and free hats!
2nd monkey - The king needs more banana peel for his throne!
3rd monkey - Beware of banana-hatted moon-gazers!
banana...hat...moon...glow...steal...
Aced it.

Titled "Telephone," by Ralph Reese appeared in 1970 Witzenend #7,
May 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Utuber sets out to replicate Trump's ear wound with an AR-15 and a ballistic gel head .. didn't go as expected

1st shot just misses the ear lobe see the bullet.
2nd one tears it into ear rags.
God turned his head a bit and all was good
with a tiny nick that bled a bit.
Don't it make you wonder
April 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
April 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Opera browser has a rather politely mannered AI entity I called Eliza in tribute to early BASIC versions where the creation of 'ask and say' DATA written in Notepad was up to the user.

She still has the same programmed flavour and the conversation still reveals that humans are the problem.
March 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It's a shame that this article is paywalled. It needs to be more widely read. We have ways..
March 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The 2025 'presidential' oath.
"I do solemnly swear (or lie) that I will faithfully execute all Offices of the United States who oppose ME , and will to the worst of my inability, unpreserve, unprotect and undefend the Constitution of the United States and fuck you losers all.

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February 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A glimpse of the maga list of some of the best people to wreak some wrath upon with the e-dog doing his snarling best to rule the fucking world- all hail the big dog's pup as another world surrounds a deep deep well..
Where is the cavalry we always knew would arrive?
Gonna shut this shit down.
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I know words lots of words. "I'm very highly educated. I know words, I know the best words."
January 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
for no reason at all..
January 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Brains
January 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
...first they came for the cartoonists and then...
January 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Whattabout the blue tongued lizard hereabouts who won't stick his tongue about when I take a pic - shy
January 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The word Chomsky's looking for, without being too crude, the word is 'trunt' a portmanteau word.
It's old Norse meaning loud noise, not dissimilar to Brit slang 'trump' - ie to break wind noisily.
Many neologism noun, verb, combinations are to come in the next ''trunt term'. bring it on.
January 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The crazy thing is that he has no skin in the game, bugger the yanks we're aussies - their problem, it's all about crazy otherwise thereabouts no worries about mental illness suck shit stuff - wake up - we're as normal as the canuks and the brits when you think about it. good on us.
ore like this
January 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My youngest son Sean is an aussie maga, much to my distress, who said today that "Kamala" just spent "a billion dollars and lost" and trump only spent $440K he's heard from somewhere.
He also merits ratbags like rogan and such as gospel to not be transgressed on such belief. He's only 40 odd.
January 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is this a neologism for the trump nouns, verbs and beliefs - No - just a "pack of trunts' blessing the sacred derriere'.
Sad to say it has come to this in this time.
January 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Going through some old files I came across some notepad texts from the 'poetry war forums' in the '00's which on the face of it were supposed to be discussions of 'poems etc' but always seemed to descend into vitriolic quarrels amongst the personalities therein. Early social media for the future...
December 31, 2024 at 12:38 PM
A perfectly fit young water dragon fitting in perfectly down the creek bank.
December 28, 2024 at 12:45 PM